TehPea's profile

epeen: i got a boner but stfu (reply)

ScreamyLordSutch: Pea > Night

BlueScreenHero: Dear god man we need to get you laid. (reply)

epeen: i’m gay

Storageheater: blow into me and i make a high pitched noise and confetti goes everywhere

“The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.”

- Wystan Hugh Auden

TehPea: what if I was made of porn?
LordShoe: then men would be after you
Gamerpwnage50: I would fap to you.

plugin848y: It’s only a dick…

kegso: Its crap because tehpeanis can’t use technology.
TehPea: For you guys it’s great because it worked.
ScreamyLordSutch: http://i.imgur.com/7vz6m.gif
TehPea: There’s not much to installing an extension, Kegs.
ScreamyLordSutch: ^
ScreamyLordSutch: Kegs McFail
ScreamyLordSutch: Pea is pretty good with everything
TehPea: SUTCH COMPLIMENTED ME
TehPea: HOLY SHIT
ScreamyLordSutch: no
ScreamyLordSutch: do not quote
kegso: And yet you effed it up, pea.
TehPea: HOOOOOOLY SHIT
ScreamyLordSutch: NO
Genesis: I shall return.
TehPea: HOLY SHIT!
Genesis: Profile it, Pea!
TehPea: SO THERE
kegso: SCREENCAP!
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oatsntoast: i wonder why there are no blind ppl in the porn industry
squint: no just the normal size people have incest
Storageheater: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_for_the_Blind
Storageheater: you’re welcome
screwtable: so, it’s like a scratch-n-sniff?

BFEL: Ive dated like half the girls on Kong, and honestly I feel pretty bad bout that… been trying to stop internet dating :P
CreamyFailBerry: LOL.
TehPea: That’s so sad I’m going to profile it.
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There’s nothing wrong with me, there’s something wrong with you and with you and I

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Okay so after a while here’s an actual description of myself!!

I’m your average joe, I’m Portuguese and I currently study. I’m in the 10th grade and my fav subjects are Maths and English.

That good enough? Well if you want more don’t be afraid to ask. Gimme a shout or something!

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Due to popular interest I have edited my profile description to show what I am REALLY into.

- Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is an upcoming 2011 action-horror film by Tommy Wirkola, set 15 years after the events of the fairy-tale, in which the adult Hansel and Gretel are a brother-and-sister team of professional witch-slayers.

- Hansel and Gretel in 3D is an action packed visual FX filled version of the Hansel and Gretel fairytale. The film is going into production in early 2011. Michael Bay and Scott Gardenhour’s company The Institute, aka The Institute for the Development of Enhanced Perceptual Awareness is producing the film with Kalliope Films.

- Terror Toons 2: The Sick and Silly Show is a Direct-to-video horror movie with Hansel and Gretal lost in the forest. The witch planned to poison them with a rat and a bottle containing Nitroglycerine and cook them in the hot oven for her supper, but instead of killing them, it turns them into big headed, crazy cartoon characters: Hansel becomes a giant Demonic anthropomorphic rat, and Gretel becomes a criminally insane girl with ugly teeth and a big head and huge eyes. They rip the witch in half and almost immediately they are pulled from their world.