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Hey. It’s Me, as you can probably guess. I like metal music (my favourite bands atm being Parkway Drive, System Of A Down, Children Of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Disturbed and Tool), books (Fantasy/Sci-fi, mainly) and games (no duh) and i play the guitar (note, just coz i play the guitar, doesn’t mean i know everything about them…)

Oh, And for those of you who are wondering, My name means “Dark King” in Russian. If your wondering Why i chose such a name, it’s because the name i normally go by, in most sites and games is Temno-Krasnyj Korol, which means The Crimson King (Dark-Red King, litterally). The Crimson King is the main evil person in my favourite books, the Dark Tower series, by Stephen King. Although, Since the whole name is too big to fit in a Kong name, i had to settle for the Dark King. Bow To Me? :P

My Current Quote: You only Get Out what you Put In… And you only Get In when you Put Out.

PS: HK-47 Is the most ultimate robot ever! (He’s in both Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic games) Some of my Favourite Quotes of his would include:
“Your pupil once asked me what I thought of him and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed, but you thought the reference was humorous. You programmed me to continue using that reference. It drove your pupil to extreme lengths of frustration.”
“There is a faction of meatbags called the Sith. They want what any rational meatbag would want – the power to assassinate anyone they choose at any time.”
“Definition: ‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.”
“Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets, and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi.”
“Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid… not a dictionary!”
“I will do anything you command master. Even if it means… being gulp non-violent.”
“Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much.”
“Shall we go find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

  • Age: 18
  • Sex: Male
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