TheAtomicBomb's profile

Profile Last Updated On May 6, 2012, 1:53 AM

IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH SHIT

-It will mean a lot to me, if you read my story, “Four Lives In Gandorf,” a title I really have to change. However, I will not post the link in public for fear of thieving. If I trust you, and you ask, I might give you the link. Keyword: might.
This is only the 22 page version “Four Lives In Gandorf!” I’m pretty sure I’m gonna change it to a different title for the whole planned 250+ story, but for now, enjoy!
-I have made a Facebook for my online family. If you would like to add me on Facebook, ask away and I’ll link you to it. Remember, this Facebook is for my online life.

Basic Information
Sex: Male.
Age: 17.
Birthdate: November 10, 1994.
Ethnic Group: American, Mexican, and Chinese. I’m a mix.
Favorite Color(s): Red, Blue, Black, White, And Grey.
Favorite Kind Of Animal(s): Wolf or the Tiger.
Favorite Food(s): Cheese, Steak, and Chicken, Grapes, Apples, and Koala Pears.
Favorite Drink(s): Coke, Water, Milk, Tea, and Hot Chocolate.
Some Likes: Humor, Music, Movies, TV Shows, Friendship, Love, Family, Animals, Equality.
Some Dislikes: Loss, Famine, Abuse, Racism, Sexism, Slavery, Being accused of something you/I didn’t do, Adultery.
Grade: Senior in high school, going to UNC next year.
Relationship Status: In A Relationship
What Do I Look Like?
Hair Color: Very dark brown, almost black.
Eye Color: Usually black, some days brown, and for some reason, turns into green, then back to black, like a cycle.
Skin Color: Tanned.
Height: 6 feet and 4 inches.
Body Weight:
I’m neither fat, skinny or average. I am in fact, muscular. I’m an athlete, and I make myself work out at least 4 days a week. I weigh 275 pounds.
Other Information About Me
-One of my ambitions is to be a writer, a bestselling, world famous author. I want to let some of my ideas out, to share them.
-I have a couple of story ideas, but the latest short-version of a story I have completed is “Four Lives In Gandorf.” A lot of people said it’s pretty good, the link to it is on the top of my profile. :D
-I’m a pretty good guy, once you get to know me, but I can be a dick head at times. Enjoy. :D
-I’m a big music lover. There’s probably no piece of music that I hate.
-I’m a big comedy fan.
-I used to play football and baseball in school. I still play the two sports, but I quit the school teams. I’m taking tennis lessons from a great teacher, who doesnt just teach tennis, but life lessons.
-Even though I play sports, I’m really lazy.

Scene(s) That Come To My Head Or Life From Time To Time (Warning, there may be content not appropriate for kids, floating eyeballs and ZShadow’s)

Phone Crisis

Jake’s Cousin, Jin: “Oh, look at this new phone I got! It has voice command. I can text now. Lemme send you a message. Ahem. Phone, send message mode.”
Phone: “On ‘Send Message Mode.’”
Jin: “Send it, bitch.”
Phone: “Sending to ‘My Bitch.’”
Jin: “AHH, F*CK NO! DONT SEND IT TO (Her hubby’s name, I cant even say it, much less spell it)”
Phone: Troll face
Jake: “Your husband on your phone is called ‘My Bitch’?”
Me: “:3”

Like An Eggroll Up The Ass

Man: “Oh hell, after that crapping, my asshole freaking hurts.”
Woman: “NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE AN EGGROLL UP YOUR ASS, YOU EFFING MAN-WHORE!”

To learn more, simply talk to me. :D