TheAzureMetal's Comments

Game Comments
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge Aug. 12, 2014
Would be more fun if stuff wasn't so expensive, feels like I've got to do 2, rarely 1, launches before I can buy one upgrade.
Play Knightmare Tower Knightmare Tower Aug. 11, 2014
That moment when you pop a horn and the rocket blasts you off two seconds later..
Play Knightmare Tower Knightmare Tower Aug. 11, 2014
No way to submit scores? Dang. Got to 101,140 meters in survival.
Play The Majesty of Colors The Majesty of Colors Mar. 28, 2014
I kept trying to give the child to the helicoptor but it kept flying out of reach. It finally came back down but right ontop of the sharks.. so I let go of the child on the helicoptor. Except it said the sharks ate the kid.. :|
Play The Enchanted Cave The Enchanted Cave Mar. 28, 2014
Tips: use escape wings every other floor that ends with 8, so you will be sent back 19 floors and grind through for some new artifacts and gain more stat gems. Do this as many times as you want until you feel comfortable to move onto the next shop. Make sure to check as many normal chests as you can as they contain escape wings and spells. The healing spells are life savers near the end, and should probably save mana just for these when you get them. Mega Heal and the bigger potions heal/cost more but you also get more health per coin, so buy/use bigger potions and mega heal over the others. Also, keep the amulets, especially earth and fire, as baby dragons and golems hit you REALLY hard.
Play Wonderputt Wonderputt Mar. 03, 2014
One of the very few golf games that are actually fun. Very colorful and creative. However, I very much dislike the achievements. 50 plays isn't challenging. It's tedious. Fun game, but I wouldn't play it 50 times in a row.
Play SkullFace SkullFace Mar. 03, 2014
Really began liking this game, it took what Meat Boy did HORRIBLY wrong and fixed it. Except.. later on, controls start being less responsive. I'll tap right and the character runs right for about 3 seconds. In a game about precission, this is a very bad thing. Would keep playing but most of my deaths are due to sticky controls.
Play pulse pulse Mar. 03, 2014
I'd like an undo button.. but with each undo, all switches would be reset and all particles would be removed, to prevent exploitation. Also would be great for the music to continue playing after you completed a level. Anyway, pretty fun and challenging!
Play Bit Battles Bit Battles Mar. 02, 2014
I don't get it, just a few battles in and I'm being completed overwhelmed with enemies. Can't make any progress about 5 battles in, except for mages. Mages demolish everything. But that's not enough to keep the enemies away. Game feels very unbalanced to me. It looks like it would be fun, but, balance issues.
Play 10 10 Mar. 01, 2014
*10* D-dododoo!
Play Not To Scale Not To Scale Mar. 01, 2014
Oh c'mon, the "Broadway" puzzle is just cruel..
Play Strand Strand Mar. 01, 2014
This game makes me feel like a genius, heh.
Play Proke Proke Mar. 01, 2014
I really wish you could get more points for longer words. Sometimes I can think of words 10 to 15 letters long but I'm better off with shorter words, as they give the same points and are faster to type. "We don't discriminate" is kind of untrue, as longer words are given less points per letter. I put in a huge word and go up a few blocks, then put in a small word and go up a few screens. Doesn't feel right.
Play Exit Path Exit Path Feb. 26, 2014
I really wish I could move over one block when tapping left or right instead of sliding into a pit of saws 4 blocks away.
Play Ghostly Me Ghostly Me May. 27, 2013
Fun game.. just wish it didn't have immense lag.
Play Pretentious Game 2 Pretentious Game 2 May. 17, 2013
Sad ending. I just wish it wasn't so slow. I mean, it really was incredibly slow moving.
Play Diamond Hollow II Diamond Hollow II May. 03, 2013
What. Negatives? I said I liekd the game a lot. Probably one of the best I've played on Kong. I just hated the ending. It's like.. if Chell was killed off at the end of Portal, or Ralph being killed at the end of Wreck-it Ralph. Good game/movie, but would have been a terrible ending. Instead I would have liked to see a chasing boss, with the professor inside some kind of mech chasing you up destroying the lab in his attempts to finally get you. At the end would be some kind of bomb you'd have to drop on him to destroy him for good, sending you shooting up to the surface with your friendly talking gun. A good ending. Instead your friend is left behind being forced to do what he hates most: killing people. That, and innocent people being killed. I don't like this ending. Great game. Just a bad ending.
Play Diamond Hollow II Diamond Hollow II May. 03, 2013
I thought this was a fun game. Really enjoyed it. Until the end. The ending. It was horrible. I was astronomically disappointed. You really should have made a better ending. An ending where the badguy wins is never a good ending. I had to take off a star from my original score an unfavorite the game for that. The game started sweet but with that ending I was left disgusted. What a shame for such a fun and colorful game to end so badly. Oh well.
Play Coinbox Hero Coinbox Hero Apr. 30, 2013
What I don't understand is.. why destroy something that gives you infinite money?
Play Give Up Give Up Mar. 20, 2013
Controls are too slippery.