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Fenris13: I think you mean priapAWESOME.

Irony is the first casualty of Belief

Hazer5: i watched TV once. Those vowels aren’t free. You have to buy them

elanifave: Playing Kill Your Nerves
TheCooler: is that the point and click platformer?
elanifave: Mmhmm
Fenris13: As a neuroscience major, I feel secure in saying that you would best avoid killing your nerves.
elanifave: I don’t take advice from bears.

ExSane: "I’m tried of women trying to return “Bad” cucumbers"
TheCooler: Hahahaha
ExSane: “Comon lady, that cucumber didn’t smell like vagina when you bought it. You wouldn’t have bought it if it did.”
TheCooler: They’re pickles by the time they bring them back

Fenris13: But if you go to the movies with other people, doesn’t it get awkward when you start fapping?

Slyfull: I’ll beat her up respectfully.
firzen561: lmao
TheCooler: I would like to see that
Slyfull: It’s easy, you just tattoo the words “excuse me” on your fingers.

TheCooler: I knew a girl named princess
Slyfull: Was she in another castle?

teethmoon: he’ll reach puberty some day
teethmoon: and he’ll be too busy with his hands to type

Slyfull: This whole genital-mutilation thing has a real potential to get way out of hand.
Slyfull: It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a wang.

“It’s a wonder we have sex at all, since women’s bits look injured and men’s bits look just plain silly.”

TheCooler: I choose to deprecate others
TheCooler: So I don’t deprecate myself
axolotl: I chose to deprecate your mom last night
TheCooler: Yeah, she said your penis is small
axolotl: like a baseball bat in a hallway it was
axolotl: mostly because it actually was the size of a hallway
TheCooler: Ba dum ching!

Fenris13: Weren’t you also the one who let the dogs out, Cooler?
Fenris13: You’re history’s greatest monster.

Jagjamin: If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Know who would probably really enjoy a zombie apocalypse? …Necrophiliacs

jew4life: wait….the cooler is the pariah?
fuzzydeitymatt: suck my Five-Fingered Hand of Eris…
TheCooler: He is?
TheCooler: That mother ****er!
fuzzydeitymatt: Is he?
fuzzydeitymatt: IMPOSTOR!
OneBurntWitch: NO WAY!
TheCooler: He was me this whole time and he tricked me
fuzzydeitymatt: Damn, I thought jews were smart…
TheCooler: I didn’t even know it

mankros: I sense trickery somwhere along the line.
fuzzydeitymatt: I sense dickery in your mouth

dlamb420: Is anyone lubed up and ready to **** hard?
elanifave: You just missed firzen, sorry.

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