LittleAngel01: goddammit, I have just had a very wet pussy rubbed up against me… cat that is, she’s soaking wet and just flopped down on my chest, giving me a faceful of wet fur, bleh.
TheCooler: You did that on purpose
TheCooler: Shame on you
Angryslayer032: what did i miss
TheCooler: Pomoboy had buttsex today
pomoboy: im thinking my balls are still bruised up X_x
Fenris13: I think you mean priapAWESOME.
Irony is the first casualty of Belief
Hazer5: i watched TV once. Those vowels aren’t free. You have to buy them
elanifave: Playing Kill Your Nerves
TheCooler: is that the point and click platformer?
Fenris13: As a neuroscience major, I feel secure in saying that you would best avoid killing your nerves.
elanifave: I don’t take advice from bears.
ExSane: "I’m tried of women trying to return “Bad” cucumbers"
ExSane: “Comon lady, that cucumber didn’t smell like vagina when you bought it. You wouldn’t have bought it if it did.”
TheCooler: They’re pickles by the time they bring them back
Fenris13: But if you go to the movies with other people, doesn’t it get awkward when you start fapping?
Slyfull: I’ll beat her up respectfully.
TheCooler: I would like to see that
Slyfull: It’s easy, you just tattoo the words “excuse me” on your fingers.
TheCooler: I knew a girl named princess
Slyfull: Was she in another castle?
teethmoon: he’ll reach puberty some day
teethmoon: and he’ll be too busy with his hands to type
Slyfull: This whole genital-mutilation thing has a real potential to get way out of hand.
Slyfull: It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a wang.
“It’s a wonder we have sex at all, since women’s bits look injured and men’s bits look just plain silly.”
TheCooler: I choose to deprecate others
TheCooler: So I don’t deprecate myself
axolotl: I chose to deprecate your mom last night
TheCooler: Yeah, she said your penis is small
axolotl: like a baseball bat in a hallway it was
axolotl: mostly because it actually was the size of a hallway
TheCooler: Ba dum ching!
Fenris13: Weren’t you also the one who let the dogs out, Cooler?
Fenris13: You’re history’s greatest monster.
Jagjamin: If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
Know who would probably really enjoy a zombie apocalypse? …Necrophiliacs
jew4life: wait….the cooler is the pariah?
fuzzydeitymatt: suck my Five-Fingered Hand of Eris…
TheCooler: He is?
TheCooler: That mother ****er!
fuzzydeitymatt: Is he?
OneBurntWitch: NO WAY!
TheCooler: He was me this whole time and he tricked me
fuzzydeitymatt: Damn, I thought jews were smart…
TheCooler: I didn’t even know it
mankros: I sense trickery somwhere along the line.
fuzzydeitymatt: I sense dickery in your mouth
dlamb420: Is anyone lubed up and ready to **** hard?
elanifave: You just missed firzen, sorry.
OneBurntWitch: I just like playing with him… then he popped
shadowsage14: your a fruit-_-
TheCooler: I am more man then you’ll ever be, son
jordab: I don’t see how “fruit” translates to an insult.
TheCooler: Just ask my boyfriend, Lani
elanifave: I was sore for days after our first time :/
TheCooler: For days
TheCooler: ANd I’m the bottom
Andras61: HI VOICE IN MY HEAD. How are you today?!
TheCooler: Kill your family
TheCooler: Oh, I see, Bill already got you to do that. Eat ice cream for dinner!
OneBurntWitch: Is VO here? :o
TheCooler: Try snapping your bra to find out
OneBurntWitch: Hiii josh.
OneBurntWitch: Ow! I did it and if ****ing hurt
TheCooler: Hi Hugs back
TheCooler: Did you realy?
TheCooler: Why did you do that? you know better than to listen to me. I am very disappointed in you
PairofPliers: Weeeell… Clegg has a soggy dick after ****ing his support base over. Cameron has a soggy dick ’cos he ****ed Clegg over. Milliband has a soggy dick because he pisses his pants in fear every time he makes a speech
DarkLynx9701: just walk down the street with a penis to my knees lol
DarkLynx9701: but I gotta go to church
DarkLynx9701: so I’ll bbl
TheCooler: I told someone on Omegle that he was a terrible person for likin A7X and he disconnected
DarkLynx9701: and Cools goes to bed at like 10 or 11
DarkLynx9701: what’s A7X?
zombie_popperV9: avenged sevenfold
TheCooler: Avenged Seven Fold
DarkLynx9701: lol then that guy is a pussy
nodirsattarov: you cannot ejac if you don’t have testicles
Fricknmaniac: True, but that’s not what a vasectomy does.
TheCooler: That’s not what a vasectomy is
ExSane: And you think you know what a vasectomy is lol
Kirideth: You know that a vasectomy isn’t the same as a castration, right?
LittleAngel01: they don’t take your testicles with a vasectomy…
meckey19: cooler thanks for being mean to me
meckey19: really thanks.
TheCooler: You know what. i am so rarely thanked for being mean. Feels kind of good. Thank you for being thankful