I saw her standing there, but then I was a zombie... And all the humans everywhere died, but the guy and gal zombies were in love, so it was good. To celebrate, they made delicious pancakes... I was one of the first to get infected... And I infected the people of Kongregate XD
Blackbeard:Aghr! Teh Modi Dick is attackin' the Flyin' Dutchman!
First Mate:It's yer coming!
Blackbeard:Prepare Yer mighty Cannons!
[Whale Eats First Mate]
Blackbeard:Fire yer matey!
[Whale kills Blackbeard]
And thats why blackbeard is not alive today :P
this is how u can get all 4 achievements without dying once
step 1:do intermediate difficulty
step 2:select Welcome To Hell Map
step 3:enter game
step 4:build barricades to block all entrances and use all turrets u can
step five:watch the fun unfold!