TheGraphite's profile

About me

Homeschooled, right-wing, evangelical, conservative, pro-life activist who believes Bush should be impeached for his failure to protect our borders and his complicity in perpetuating the holocaust of abortion in America. I love street evangelism, movies, debate, comic books, theology, cats, pro-life activism, and all things truly vanilla bean. World of Warcraft rulez! ... Oh, and vote for Alan Keyes!

Member Since: Jun. 08, 2007
Last Login: Oct. 07, 2008
Current Points: 999
Comments: 77
Location: A chiropractor's table
Website: http://www.kgov.com

Age: 37
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Pepe LePwned Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Pepe LeTank, the first boss in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: Way of the Wizard Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach level 30 in GemCraft; Acquired Jul. 18, 2008

: Deadly Jewelry Badge (easy - 5 points); Kill 500 monsters in GemCraft; Acquired Jul. 08, 2008

: Officer Bounce Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 10,000 points in Mr. Bounce; Acquired Jun. 06, 2008

: Bubble Tasting Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 200 points, then submit your score in Bubbles 2; Acquired May. 30, 2008

: Legendary Ant Poisoner Badge (medium - 15 points); Use brains to defeat the ant queen in The Several Journeys of Reemus; Acquired May. 22, 2008

: Trained Difference Spotter Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 15 levels in 6 Differences; Acquired May. 20, 2008

: Sensei Slayer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the ghostly samurai boss in Sonny; Acquired Apr. 30, 2008

: Escape from White November Badge (easy - 5 points); Fight your way off the starting ship in Sonny; Acquired Apr. 26, 2008

: Super Dolphin Cannonball Badge (hard - 30 points); Load up the timed mode (not Free Swim) and perform the ultimate bellyflop in Dolphin Olympics 2; Acquired Apr. 01, 2008

: Antarctic Assassination Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil penguin to put a halt to his sadistic "sleeping in bed" plans in The Fancy Pants Adventures; Acquired Mar. 26, 2008

: Sweet Grid16 Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach a x3 multiplier in Grid16; Acquired Mar. 05, 2008

: Rural Rampage Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 and make 4 shop purchases in Pillage the Village; Acquired Feb. 16, 2008

: Village Bully Badge (easy - 5 points); Pillage your way past level 5 and rack up $3,000 in Pillage the Village; Acquired Feb. 16, 2008

: Rampage Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills with a single unit in Protector; Acquired Feb. 08, 2008

: Running Start Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 100 squiggles and pwn 10 spiders in Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2; Acquired Jan. 25, 2008

: Balls of Fury Badge (hard - 30 points); Score 40,000 points in filler; Acquired Jan. 15, 2008

: Ballin' Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 10 in filler; Acquired Jan. 12, 2008

: Filler Up Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 3 in filler; Acquired Jan. 12, 2008

: Fun with Antimatter Badge (easy - 5 points); Survive "Rush" mode for at least 100 seconds in Momentum Missile Mayhem 2; Acquired Jan. 02, 2008

: Deceptive Dessert Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete level 40 under "Kongregate badge mode" in Portal: The Flash Version; Acquired Jan. 02, 2008

TheGraphite's favorite games

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: Monster Basement

: GemCraft

: Sonny

: Protector

: Dolphin Olympics 2

: Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

TheGraphite's cards (31)

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: Gem of Souls

: Mindreader's Chalice

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Tafari, the Trapper

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Herbal Remedy

: Reinforced Breastplate

TheGraphite's friends

: Sportsfreak

: purepulp

: keyboardmaster

: Subspace

: Smallredq

: Beast421227

TheGraphite's fans

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: 01Maquer

: inferno52

: dew454

: Captain_LaVey

: Sportsfreak

: firefoxx

: poopgames

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

Whispers

Person	Content
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
WIbartender	Aug. 21, 2008 hey dude, i need someone who’s good at drawing people in flash. no idea if you are but I’m sending these messages like clusterbombs lol. message me if i can count on ya.
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Louiethe20th	Nov. 16, 2007 Fred Thompson is very Conservative!!! Has the right position on illegals and is endorsed by the pro-life movement!!!

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TheGraphite's comments

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Game	Comments
ButtonHunt 3	Jul. 01, 2008 Well, I'm in IE and right-clicking is doing absolutely nothing for me, too! What the freakin' crap? Can the maker perhaps let us know what (few) browsers this actually does work in?
ButtonHunt 3	Jul. 01, 2008 "how duo do da last boss?" ..... Same as what you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros == elephino!
Hedgehog Launch	Jun. 21, 2008 Way, way too easy, gets boring very fast. On my first try, I easily maxed out everything in just a few launches, and now I have nothing to do. I'm even out of practice here at Kongregate - I generally suck at games. Cute for the first 5 min, that's it. 2 stars.

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