"Must have been a wedding party got eaten by zed, right in the house of god. Bride, groom, the proud parents,even a flower girl, all torn to pieces. I'll never forget that image." +5 :)
"Get a two star rating on this mission!" Ok, simple enough. *During mission* "Oh no two more seconds! Yes!! He passed the flag -- Wait ONE SECOND OVER?! But... he.... wha...?" *Back at menu* ... Order complete? I'm so confused.
"You missed one baby turtle that can't even reproduce by itself? You missed one baby out of one-hundred turtles!? THIS MISSION IS A COMPLETE FAILURE!!"
"After a few waves, the zombies finally reached our defenses. I thought they were still 50 yards out.. turns out we were dealing with a much more serious threat here; Mini-Zombies."
You have to use a Portal Scroll each time you want to go to the shop, and if you get enoguh money you can buy the "Emporium Preferred Customer Badge", which will allow you to teleport to the shop once per level. It costs a lot though, but worth it if you have trouble getting scrolls.
I reclaimed a McNoodles at the cost of a builder. How'd he die? "An old car chassis fell and pinned Builder Johnny Perry under it." What did it just fall off the roof or something?
@Virsteinn if it were like that, then when you/I/we have a 3% chance danger when recruiting someone, or even scouting and your 'main' character dies.. that'd totally be fair.