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Play Highgrounds Highgrounds Aug. 18, 2013
What the hell are you talking about Raistlistin?
Play Highgrounds Highgrounds Aug. 15, 2013
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Play Symbiosis: Greenland Symbiosis: Greenland Jul. 26, 2013
@iamthemasta: That is why I gave it a 4/5. It's a good game and deserves a good rating. I'd say all of those together are why it's only 4/5, and not 5/5 in my book. I must say I enjoyed the game.
Play Symbiosis: Greenland Symbiosis: Greenland Jul. 26, 2013
For everyone hating on the game for its intro music, just mute your computer for the 2 or 3 time you start up the game. It's only a few seconds. I have some real critiques of this game. 1. When a level finishes, you can't skip the 'counting screen' 2. It would be nice to be able to click a level 5 upgrade and pay for all the ones below it all at once (subtracting the right amount of course.) 3. Similarly, clicking a low upgrade and getting back skill points, without having to reset the whole thing. 4. Also, being able to set a level to 'all level 2' or 'all level 3' 5. A reorganization of the achievement screen, putting the 'all challenges' achievement where 'seed 10 plants' is, then moving them all "forward" one, so that it's more in-line. I give this game a 4/5.
Play JellyGo! JellyGo! Jun. 18, 2013
I just won level 53, just as I was ready to skip it for being nearly impossible to beat. I doubt what I did will work again, but here's how I won: First, I got both my houses up to a level 3 barracks. For some reason black hadn't put any into his fort. I put a bunch of guys into my far left barracks and took over his fort just as he tried to put some in. Red's fort was weak too (not empty), so I put a bunch in my right barracks and took it over. I then had about 50 in each fort, so I took over the middle barracks just before red tried to. The center barracks had a regen bonus on it. Hope this helps, but I doubt it will. Good luck!
Play ... :D ... :D May. 29, 2013
@finalellipsis: I have no idea what you are talking about. In hard mode you are the pink dot, and you are faster. Unless you thought the pink dot was the male?
Play Folds -- Origami Editor Folds -- Origami Editor Jan. 28, 2013
I come from the future. There are dotted lines in absurd positions and you can only fold up to 6 times! There are even angry mobs suggesting paper ripping!
Play Knightmare Tower Knightmare Tower Jan. 28, 2013
I haven't finished yet, but this game is really fun! I saw it in my recommended, it was fun, and then I saw it was by juicy beast. I'm going to give this a 4/5, but only because in the shop the icon for the thing you're buying (sword for example) shows the thing you have. So when buying the first sword upgrade it shows the wooden sword in the button instead of the next sword. Otherwise, I'd give it a 5/5.
Play Burrito Bison Revenge Burrito Bison Revenge Jul. 08, 2012
Wait a minute! The turning part on the safe is too high for the gummies to reach.
Play Snakes On A Cartesian Plane Snakes On A Cartesian Plane Jun. 23, 2012
"Thou shalt not spawn obstacles in front of player" Rat snake, WHY!?!?
Play Moby Dick 2 Moby Dick 2 Jun. 13, 2012
Anyone else try for the biggest splash, by slapping their tail with momentum against a ship from a big fall? Then wishing it did more damage.
Play Grinning Cobossus Grinning Cobossus Oct. 21, 2011
uhh... after I beat easy and hard I got a really powerful gun that killed the boss in 4-5 shots. Is this some debug feature or did I unlock it?
Play Run From the Sun Run From the Sun Jul. 25, 2011
what? there's no award for slingshotting your self around back at the sun? but it takes skill to fail that hard! XD
Play Zombus Zombus Jun. 05, 2011
Maybe you could add something to tell you if you will still get the medal, like a grayed out medal between the zombie kills and the people saved. It could be grayed out until you get it, like the surviver medal, or highlighted until you get hit for the health medal. Just so we could see that we got hit by a zombie or not.
Play Fade Fade Apr. 14, 2011
Hey! To get the Chromatic Camelid Badge you need to get to 50 mph, AND go back to the menu, and go into colored. It took me a while to get this part.
Play Another Cave Runner Another Cave Runner Mar. 22, 2011
Quickly, you have to run down this endless tunnel as fast as you can while killing evil cult members wearing spiked robes, jumping over spikes, lava pits and boulders. heres a f***ing stop watch.
Play Cactus McCoy Cactus McCoy Mar. 13, 2011
wow Vizuna, there really are 52 shots in the deck of cards weapon.>.< 5/5 just for those minor details.
Play Fruit Slasher Fruit Slasher Feb. 26, 2011
So this is why there is always half a hamster in my fruit salad...
Play Storm the House 3 Storm the House 3 Feb. 05, 2011
+ if you tried getting the "Zombocalyptic Extravaganza" badge with the pistol because you didn't know about the rocket launcher! >.<
Play No Time To Explain No Time To Explain Jan. 28, 2011
OK, who got the dino teleport by accident then didn't realize it was not the right way until you read the comments?