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ethan57927127:TheVampireSlayer: its you and me i know its my destinyTheVampireSlayer: you teach me and ill teach you pokemon gotta catch em all gotta catch em alll pokemonZer0M0ney: ok enoughTheVampireSlayer: that was all i as going to do… A girl and a guy were speedig over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it’s not, please, it’s so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helment off & put it on yourself, it’s really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren’t working, but he didn’t want the girl to know. (Worry / Freakout)
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if that meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

  • Member Since: Dec. 02, 2011
  • Last Login: May. 29, 2012
  • Current Points: 511
  • Comments: 10
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Location: The Den
  • Age: 16
  • Sex: when you think about im just a big sack of moving blood and muscles and bones
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