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About me

I live in Michigan, I love to going out with my friends and making fun of noobs on Kong. I really like music. I have a small band called Middle School Drama, I usually listen to Lil John, LMFAO, Bruno Mars with GF, David Guetta, Flo Rida, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj in my opinion is the only good girl raper in the world and my all time faves are Skrillex, Foo Fighters and Black Eyed Peas.

Some Quotes:
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, its just that yours is stupid. Nobody (On kong) likes stupid people. If you are stupid you will be trolled. My fave games are Anti Idle, Goodgame Mafia, and Learn To Fly.

A little lesson for noobs: Don’t come to the chill lounge as your first chat room. You will be trolled and hated for no reason. Be at least a level 10 to earn their respect (coming from a level 8 lol)

A little bio about my family: I am 14, my dad was in the army. My mom didn’t want him in the army so of course she left. My dad never came back and to be honest I have no idea where he was. I live with an adoptive family and I enjoy life as it is and will never forget my family.

Good energy drinks: Monster Energy, Red Bull, Amp, Venom, and local to Michigan but not being sold anymore due to a fail in court Dog Water.

  • Member Since: Aug. 11, 2011
  • Last Login: May. 18, 2012
  • Current Points: 629
  • Comments: 28
  • Forum posts: 2
  • Location: USA, Michigan
  • Website: http://www.kongregate.com/
  • Sex: Male
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