The_Troll_God

I’M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE I’M A TROLL GOD, TROLL GOD, TROLL GOD. ALL THESE BRIDGES WANT TO BE PART OF THE TROLL SQUAD, TROLL SQUAD, TROLL SQUAD

I’m beginning to feel like a troll god, troll god. All my haters from the front to back nod, back nod

Let’s get to the point: IM A TROLL. i liv in New Zealand home of the Hobbits. And here is sum of the funni trolls down below
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Mikkeron: You should get your cranial innards inspected.
The_Troll_God: u should get ur expiry date renewed
Mikkeron: Pfft.
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Pengisimo: Sec 4. Ant hill is shall be hereby designated as a nuclear testing ground in which spam and other malicious activity may be tested without restriction.
The_Troll_God: thts y no1 gets banned in ant hill
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reno911: How abouts ya heat up some nice fresh milk :)
The_Troll_God: breast milk?
reno911: Yup.
The_Troll_God: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marshma11ow: i feel your sass vibrating through this chat reno
The_Troll_God: thats so hot
reno911: I know you want my ass troll.
The_Troll_God: …
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reno911: Troll, whats your name?
The_Troll_God: my name is Jerry
reno911: Jerry, huh
The_Troll_God: gud doggy
LONGORANGEHAIR: Wooshie C:’
reno911: I’mma remember that.
reno911: And track you down.
The_Troll_God: and rape me?
reno911: Yes
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FunkyLeprechaun: I wish I had one of those LONG dustpans, the kind the school janitors have
FunkyLeprechaun: so I don’t have to look at it too closely
The_Troll_God: u cud be a school janitor and get 1
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HookedonOnyx: I smell a third girlfriend!
The_Troll_God: i smell no boyfriends
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Panticus: Where’d everyone go?
The_Troll_God: to lick sum panti
Panticus: How’d I taste?
The_Troll_God: Juicy
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drillbeam: LORD TEEMO WANTS YOUR SOULS. OFFER HIM YOUR SOUL AND LIVE FOREVER IN THE KINGDOM OF SHROOMS IN HELL’S INNER CIRCLE. BOW BEFORE HIS THRONE AND WORSHIP HIS VERY EXISTENCE
drillbeam: :)
The_Troll_God: NAH LOL SUCKS
drillbeam: ..
drillbeam: this is not a game
drillbeam: this is real
The_Troll_God: well real life sucks for u
drillbeam: No
The_Troll_God: yes
drillbeam: Teemo watches over me, im fine
The_TrollGod: he will gay rape u
drillbeam: Sshhhh
drillbeam: don’t tell anyone
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SquareOne: Yeah I jaywalk everyday
The_Troll_God: gaywalk
double12222: I gave up weeks ago
The_Troll_God: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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jado129: Oh it’s so funny seeing every graduate with useless degrees t have a useless degree.
The_Troll_God: like urself
jado129: BA in Recreation
jado129: Hah
ShainaYoung: You are useless, David
The_Troll_God: so r u
jado129: Celebate
Mahalko128: Pwned.
Mahalko128: The Troll Diety has spoken.
jado129: All Hail
jac2012: shrek
jac2012: all hail shrek
Mahalko128: Lol.
ShainaYoung: ^
jado129: Shaina the Gypsy Kween
arangadanga: BIGGIE IS LOVE, BIGGIE IS LIFE
jac2012: married to the troll god
jado129: Mmmhmmm
The_Troll_God: ***
jado129: She speaks with onion rings
jac2012: in forever layered warioney