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About me

I am a dodo, the last dodo to be exact. My race was killed by the ignorance of the humans. The reason I am still alive is that I surpassed my own race in intelligence and ability, I was the dodos version of Superman. I can speak English, French and Dodo. You can find me in Canada, but with no success. You see, I was so intelligent that in order to save the last few of my race, I created a wormhole to a Parallel Universe similar to this one, the one large difference is that this Universe is developed far beyond the humans current intellectual capacity in your Universe. I am respected for my intellect, and am treated as a human equal, something you humans could not manage. Unfortunately, time has taken the rest of my Kin. I am the last that remains, the oldest of my kind, the greatest of my Kind. I nor age or die. I grow older and gain more wisdom as I live, but my body does not change. I joined this site to observe you humans at a safe distance, and to see you react to me. :D Thank You, Always The_Dodo Also, I now have an Xbox 360 + Live. If you want to add me, give me a shout with your gamertag (and if I know you), and I'll add you back. Gamertag: EverRedemption

Member Since: Oct. 26, 2007
Last Login: Sep. 28, 2009
Current Points: 6487
Comments: 180
Location: 4th Dimension of Canada

Age: 16
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Giving 'Em Hell Badge (hard - 30 points); Unlock survival mode by completing all 5 levels, then survive for 15 waves in Mechanical Commando; Acquired Dec. 21, 2008

: Internet Argument Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the flame thrower in Mechanical Commando; Acquired Dec. 20, 2008

: Welcome to the Jungle Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first level in Mechanical Commando; Acquired Dec. 20, 2008

: You're Grounded! Badge (easy - 5 points); Send 500 invading foes to the ground in Kingdom of The Wind; Acquired Dec. 20, 2008

: Swaintastic Badge (hard - 30 points); Reach Paradise Meadows with 25 lives remaining in SeppuKuties; Acquired Dec. 13, 2008

: Screw the Pooch Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 21 levels in SeppuKuties; Acquired Dec. 13, 2008

: Acornucopia Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn an "A" rank on all 5 worlds in SeppuKuties; Acquired Dec. 13, 2008

: Upstate Farm Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first world in SeppuKuties; Acquired Dec. 08, 2008

: Supplies Party Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect a crate of supplies in Mud and Blood 2; Acquired Dec. 06, 2008

: Endless Rage Badge (medium - 15 points); Only endless rage will bring you to the end in Rage 3; Acquired Dec. 06, 2008

: Mortal Strikes Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 30 foes in Rage 3; Acquired Dec. 06, 2008

: MacGyver Massacre Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 100 enemies during a single game in Shore Siege!; Acquired Nov. 27, 2008

: "There Can Be Only One" Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat each of the 6 capital city town champions in duels on the "normal" difficulty setting in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 22, 2008

: Friendly Neighborhood Barbecue Badge (medium - 15 points); Unite 5 total cities under your banner in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: "Only a Flesh Wound" Badge (easy - 5 points); Man up and have your hero take 100 damage from a single hit in Feudalism II; Acquired Nov. 21, 2008

: Makin' Bank Badge (medium - 15 points); Bank at least 3,000 points in a single turn in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 19, 2008

: Small Savings Badge (easy - 5 points); Bank 10,000 total points in Zilch; Acquired Nov. 18, 2008

: Conservative Constructionist Badge (medium - 15 points); Create a tower with 33 blocks without losing a single one in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

: Toddler Tower Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach a height of 250 in 99 Bricks; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

: Complete Card Conquest Badge (medium - 15 points); Construct your ultimate deck and complete all 8 challenges in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

: Black Lotus Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the Blackguard army by completing all 12 missions in Mytheria; Acquired Nov. 15, 2008

The_Dodo's Sounds

: Rewinding

The_Dodo's Art

: Far Away

The_Dodo's favorite games

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: Notessimo

: Sky-splorer

: You Have To Burn The Rope

: Monsters' Den: Book of Dread

: Sonny

: Dolphin Olympics 2

The_Dodo's cards (76)

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: Origami Crane

: Phylactery

: Death Mask

: Cain Solomon, the Quarterback

: Juju, the Shaman

: Valkyrie's Charm

: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Onimaru, the Samurai

The_Dodo's awards

: Monster Lab

: Left 4 Dead

: Fallout 3 Ticket

The_Dodo's friends

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: Danaroth

: DjStreamline

: TaoJoe

: smookyolo

: Corinthkips

: SuperChick7

: angel14995

The_Dodo's fans

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: Agent_Washington

: HaleySaysRawr

: TehTrashCan

: Danaroth

: jksnowboarder46

: TaoJoe

: KB1PKL

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

Whispers

Person	Content
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
SuperChick7	Jun. 22, 2009 Cake = lie, Internet = lie :O Where is truth! AHH Hope you are doing well :)
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
skellator	Jun. 08, 2009 Your right, but you can draw on paper and scan it…I use to do that until I got photoshop
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
skellator	Jun. 07, 2009 thank you, artwork is so good on macs

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The_Dodo's comments

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Game	Comments
Remnants of Skystone Beta	Aug. 23, 2009 I'd say this charade has gone on long enough. I've quit playing RoS until some changes are made. In which case, some un-nerfing occurs I will no longer be found in Nidaria, or anywhere. Ever.
Remnants of Skystone Beta	Jun. 25, 2009 @ Lup: Bragging Rights :P
Remnants of Skystone Beta	Jun. 25, 2009 @ Nightforge/Boomer: wow, okay, it looks ruder than intended. I wouldn't expect you to understand that in early beta, none of us had the option to gain full HP on level up. I went through the whole game (every sprocket) without it. I guess I'm just sick of people complaining about health, when the game is already fairly lenient. The game isn't supposed to be easy, or no one would play it. Also, Brady, that jump takes a lot of timing (if you're talking about the room I think you are). Try getting the most distance possible out of the jump. It took me a while to go through that room too (I was frustrated for roughly 10 minutes trying to hit the playform I think you're talking about

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