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Theshadow16

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    Aug. 04, 2009
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i am the ultimate life form -------------------------- LOVELESS twilights story Infitent mystery is the gift of the goddess we seek it thus and take to the skys ripples form on the waters surface the wanderin soul lies no rest - act 1 pt 1 as thy look apoun a ring of flora i see a dagger of densiny - act 1 pt 2 sitting on the lake of purity i see ripples of fate guiding me to the water - act 1 pt 3 looks like my life is over and my memories and soul with it - act 1 pt 4 story passes on to aura side as i saw twilight go into the dephts of dispair it all came back to me - act 2 pt1 my exalibur dug into one side of anius chest as i used phoniex blast killed the wolf - act 2 pt 2 for i had been wounded i walked into the forest of no return - act 2 pt 3 i saw twilight walk into the water of rest - act 2 pt 4 my story is far from over act 2 pt 5 anius side as i was batinh in the aqua of nothingness twilight who killed my farther - act 3 pt 1.2 more coming soon :.) ------------------------ *TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. *INDIAN ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You worship them * FRENCH ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. *GERMAN ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. *BRITISH ECONOMICS * You have two cows. They are both mad. *ITALIAN ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch. *SWISS ECONOMICS * You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them *JAPANESE ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. *CHINESE ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. *RUSSIAN ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka. *AMERICAN ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to...mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. * PAKISTAN ECONOMICS* You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines,... Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world ------------------------ PARA is ma EEB nom nom nom :)

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