ToAsTyPaNcAkEs's profile

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Poseidon’s Salty Butthole.
(づ ◕ ω ◕ )づ
_{FUN QUOTE TIEM!}
Devlini: In my finger, I was trying to break a rubber and it went into me and there was blood everywhere.
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Oace: Scuttle your butts while doing the butt scuttle!
>Oace: Unce unce unce unce
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Devillocks: ‘ello, I’m God!
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Devlini: floater? Thats what I call a poo which floats…
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enterore: shit********muffincock
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Devlini: Yeah, its boring as a fart unless you go online
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Oace:VIOLENCE IS RED, VEINS ARE BLUE, I NEED TO MAKE AN ACHOO
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thegood159: its like, the center is still slightly moist, but the outside is crunchy
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Oace: THIS IS A WASP, NOT A BEE, IT’S A MOTHER****ING WASP, IT DOES NOT POLLINATE, IT DOES NOT MAKE HONEY, IT IS A WASP
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This blended milk and ice drink of mine attracts young males to my front yard, and thus they proclaim “This is superior to thine!” Verily, this is superior to thine. I am able to Impart my knowledge of said beverage to you, but I will require financial compensation!
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Which individual takes residence within thy submersed Pineapple? Sponge Robert Quadratic Trousers.
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: to the window \(o3o\)

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: to the wall (/o3o)/

Oace: To the penis v(o3o)v
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Oace: so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don’t come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, KICK ROCKS, and get the hell out.
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MonochromeHearts: coughs so hard i nearly puke JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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Ihascookies: Toasty is a gir.
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InfiniteHunter: Not Spanish, not French, not Morse Code, and most certainly not Klingon.
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I’ll mongle your lollies
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Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Reeeeeed Robin!
Sincerely, USA.
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ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: but that’s “incorrect grammar” and it pisses the GN’s off :p

foreworst: Grammar Nazi’s?

oIIEthanIIo: No, Grass (racial slur for black people)
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I have great sexual appeal, and i’m quite blatantly aware of this fact.
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MonochromeHearts: i’m eating waffles.. and they’re blue (reply)

MonochromeHearts: berry (reply)
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InfiniteHunter: It’s perfectly fine if it’s too big.

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(ﾉ・∀・)ﾉ ＝＝＝＝＝┻━┻))⊙Дﾟ)･∵

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no_u_stfu: stfu pancock
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Oh there’s vict’ry in the Lord, I say.. Victory in The Lord! Cling to the Father in his Holy Name, and don’t go ridin’ on that long black train ♫
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Iggyshark: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide grandmomma too! Buy a dog, seven proxies, CLOSE THE CURTAINS
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InfiniteHunter: How tiny, if I may ask?
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lynx45678: …I’ll shove them in further…
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InfiniteHunter: Have you seen how tiny that thing is?
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Oace: Then enjoy EA’s bag o’ n1gg3r business schemes
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Dear U.S. Government,
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like ex-speaker Nan, I do not like this “YES WE CAN.” I do not like this spending spree, I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free. I do not like their smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope.
Sincerely, Dr. Suess.
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peterporty: sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
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lynx45678: don’t be a Moran.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I swear at first I thought you said mormon
Iggyshark: Moroni is an important mormon figure.
lynx45678: Pepmoroni pizza?
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spyro23888: SCP-173 is a well known scientific phenomenom