You people don’t get it do you? These traditions are no mere coincidence. This about an ancient struggle for religious supremacy. The Cthulu ritual of throwing octopi has been performed at sporting events for centuries, Rollen Stewart was sent from the Vatican itself to counter-act these rituals by spreading the Word of God. But he failed… He isn’t in prison, that’s what we made everyone believe. Oh no, we do far worse things to the enemies of our Lord Cthulu. The vuvzela is another instrument of Cthulu, in hopes that our unified sound will one day awaken him from the depths of R’lyeh.

“The worst thing about being insane is having no one to share it with. That’s why lunatics make instructional videos.”

“Dude, I just snorted a plethora of medicinal-grade barbiturates, and now there are hundreds of terrifying arachnids crawling out of my penis. They all have human lips.”

THE TRUTH IS HERE

http://pastebin.com/QXDqv8Az NEVER FORGET

THAT TOO http://pastebin.com/VD3bGRfz

FUNNY HAJINKS BY THE MOST BATSHIT INSANE ROOM IN KONG

LUCARI0: Sometimes I raise my arms and sing “Heeeeyooo, I’m gaaaayoooo!!!”

Clams: Awsome1337: I CHEAT AT STARCRAFT 2
Clams: I knew it!

Anonymous7331: The whole wurld iz at stakez
Anonymous7331: I gotta get…
Anonymous7331: A PROSTATE EXAM
Anonymous7331: LAWL

elblazo: HE WAS LAGGING SO HARD WHEN I WENT NEAR HIM ALL THE TEXTURES DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elblazo: I’ve killed a deer once.Guns are no where near as scary as lady gaga.

yafavjebend: Kite.
Kitezer: What.
yafavjebend: i think i love you more than tentacle porn.
yafavjebend: than the japanese
discordiandrone: Nothing says lovin’ like Rentacle Tape.
yafavjebend: love tentacle porn*
yafavjebend: sorry :3
Tolni: It is funny how with one sentence you bypassed the Awkward Zone.
Kitezer: I think I love you more than the.
Kitezer: Japanese love tentacle porn and we should.

buckwild85: i seen oprah sacrificing baby nigglets to the great owl on you tube

Awsome1337: I am asking you nicely
Awsome1337: Stop being stupid
Awsome1337: Please and thank you!
TehSky: NEVA!

Zabbygirl: some should whisper @ me :p
Zabbygirl: someone*
To Zabbygirl: MLP – Mommy Has A Little Penis
Zabbygirl: yummy (reply)

Clams: As we speak, I am being fed grapes by nude women and having my responses typed by William Shakespeare’s zombie.

Lonnette1: Do you know how many times I’ve thought about ****ing my brother?

I’m not very surprised that someone left Lon…

Bunnehbutt: dont bring her up… shes
my ex :P (reply)

sentenal01: I want to stick my penis up in an underage pony so hard, I would frame zombie for pedophilia

sentenal01: I am so hard right now for a stallions cock being plowed into my soft, unsuspecting asshole

sentenal01: Zombie, because I love soft, underage penises

sentenal01: YOU ****ING CUBE GET ON THE BUTTON

Sands went to pay the bills for this child two to celebrate ten great useless opinions
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通Rimase Once 通Rimase under smb.
‘S arm is back in our good calm under smb.’ S arm such investment or

HAIL THE TEN GREAT USELESS OPINIONS

Tolni:oh God
Tolni: never again
Tolni: Never ever play LoL with an obnoxious 13-years old with a microphone
mitchel: Hey, Tol?
Tolni: I think I just lost some of my brain cells
abraaz: It’s a MMORPG right?
Tolni: MMORTS
abraaz: TS?
cheaky_freaky: RTS?
mitchel: WTF?
Tolni: Real Time Strategy
Nicomagi: No it means Real Touchy Sexuality.
cheaky_freaky: …
Tolni: win
abraaz: Ohhh.
abraaz: Can I play?
Nicomagi: Yes, It’s a multiplayer.
mitchel: Can I play??
Nicomagi: No, MMO stands for Molestation Manipulation Orgy

xan99: i’m gonna make you my little pony.. and i’m gonna ride you all day long (reply)

Amour: “My belly is full of seamen” – Moby Dick
Amour: I should mention that Moby Dick was a Sperm whale

joebob23: you have a tiny penis and you are gay and your dad is seal and he is also gay

MysticMania: his name is ‘greg’, please ban him! (Reply) (to a mod (Amour))