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Juliahockey101: your sister sounds like a whore c; (reply)


Toots: De rein.
Toots: or something. Is that right?
Jules: Idonno, depends on what you want to say.
Toots: “No probs” in French.
Jules: I think that’s “Pas de probléme”
Toots: No, I knew that one. I wanted “You’re welcome,” instead.
Jules: WHAT
Jules: YOU JUST SAID YOU WANT “NO PROBS
Toots: Yeah but you’re supposed to know what I meant and not what I said :I
Jules: BASghjkasHGKJAHGKJHeghLAG
Toots: you’re not a very good at this whole psychedelic thing


[context: interjection]

ME:
Divine intervention is my new favourite phrase to describe things.
When people ask me things Im going to replay “Divine intervention,” from now on.
“Why does that happen?”
“Probably divine intervention.”
“What’s up?”
“Probably divine intervention.”
“Who ate the last cheese cake?”
“Divine intervention.”

SIS:
why would you reply like that?

ME:
why wouldn’t i?
OH SHIT. I mean divine intervention.
>.>
you jerk

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About 30 mins. later:
[context: she was wrong about bulimia and wouldn’t admit it]

SIS:
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

ME:
cause youre so dumb

SIS:
NO
because divine intervention.

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About 2 hours later:
[context: interjection]

SIS:
i’m almost done my art~

ME:
i think you’re missing a word in there somewhere

SIS:
wat

ME:
“i’m almost done my art~”

SIS:
i dont see it.

ME:
I am almost done [with] my art
dummy

SIS:
it’s the same thing
whats the difference?

ME:
no
just no

SIS:
whats the difference? XD

ME:
wait so you’re like legit right now?

SIS:
no
divine intervention.
god you suck at this.

ME:
ARRRGG
OMG
stop being so good at this


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