 "Trekkienerd")
Ok, it all began on Saturday morning last July… Trekkie was going about his usual business, working…(AKA Astroflux)… when all of a sudden, he was transported to the mother ship, taken by the beings from planet Erath in the twisted figurative relativity realm where Nezerian troops had landed taking over all the cities and plundering earths natural resources to create ships and to back up troops in other systems. The alien beings on the ship he was transported too begged him to act before all was lost, as they saw how awesome his piloting skills truly were… Trekkie strapped on his custom made leather flying jacket, looking all dashing, crowds cheering static from a faulty console and jumps into the battle pod, ready to kick thems Nezerians off Erath for good! He flies in behind the enemy border, and is hailed by a nearby ship… “Thank goodness! Some back up! We have been holding this border for the last month, and our army is being slowly diminished” (If you are still reading, your doing great :D) ’Don’t worry, ill drive them back to Nezerian space before dinner.’ Trekkie replied assuredly. Trekkie flew past the battered ship, and warped across the border, into thick enemy lines. Almost as soon as he hit the border, he was under fire, dodging shots, and enemy sniper But there was a problem… Hundreds of enemy ships we attacking him from the rear, firing everything they had. Luckily, Astroflux had taught him a secret, how to defy physics. He engaged flight pattern ’ Orssakle ’, 780 degrees spin, while reversing behind the enemy ship and shredding them with 5 minutes of lagged out weapons fire. Even the universe, with all of its processing power, was lagging at the spastic rate Trekkie was shredding ships. The destroyers, well, destroyed… Trekkie had one last enemy to kill, the Nezerians ultimate battleship. Advectorian… He had another trick. ( If your still reading, then, I am proud of your effort :) ) The Invisible weapon and Transphasic hull trick, where weapons can pass right through your ships, courtesy of Mobs and the Nezerian Cruisers. All torpedoes from Advectorian failing to make contact with anything solid, they continued flying in space, probably to eventually kill a fellow mob in the distance. Trekkie’s invisible weapons made the destruction of the Nezerian’s ultimate battleship a quick process… After being satisfied watching the endless piles of rubble drift in space, Trekkie returned to the Mothership. ‘Thank you Trekkie for saving our people, we are always indebted to you.’ More static, the console getting worse because the repair man had been on his hourly doughnut break ‘No problems, happy to lend a hand…’ Trekkies smiling teeth catches the suns rays, reflecting a gleaming shine, which at the time seemed rather cool, Except for the fact that it was blinding the pilot who then proceeded to run into a comet :I. The thump of the Comet hitting the ship was earsplitting loud, it could awaken the dead! More thumping. Trekkie thinks too himself ’ Comets only thump once not twice?’ Then, the most horrible noise, the sound of multiple chainsaws being let loose upon a chalkboard shocked Trekkie back into reality. :( " WAKE UP NOW!!! " cries Trekkie’s mum in desperation, as getting Trekkie out of bed to do his jobs is a bit of a chore. Slowly, Trekkie flops out of bed on the floor, and somehow manages to put his clothes on the right way, regardless of the searing sunlight streaming into his bedroom. Trekkie walks past his computer, and wishes that games could come alive, but he knows it was only a dream. Epilogue: High above the earths atmosphere, A blinding light is the sign of a battle cruiser coming in at high warp… The scout to a high scale invasion of the Nezerian empire, Trekkie being the only human alive who can stop the eventual outcome. IF he isn’t asleep at the time. If he is, it is best to let sleeping dogs lie. End If you finished reading this, you are truly awesome. Activity Feed |