TripleThreat

Sure I got alot of favorites, but my favorite of my favorites has the tag “TripleThreatLikes”! By the way, don’t be afraid the give me a shout!
To confirm all those suspicions, yes, I am an alien here to subjugate the world and learn about their weak spots through these online “games”.
Do not call the FEAA (Federal Earth Alien Agency) on me. I have a planet visiting license. (Though it expired a few months ago)
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Kongregate Blog (Warning! This blog has been rated AB (Alien Business) by the FEAA

“Today has been a very sad day for all us aliens. Recently, a clumsy Tartine alien landed in the middle of a corn field, making a crop circle. Fortunately the Tartine alien ate the farmer’s head off, but still we recently got a message from the FEAA telling us to stay away from the planet until this is resolved. No stinkin’ human tells us what to do. One of my better trainees abducted a political leader and we replaced him with an alien in disguise. Now we may make insane laws, to enslave and/or eradicate the world. If this works, we will continue this method until the entire government consists of minuscule-brained, nose-picking aliens. (Korohni aliens are not very bright. In alien standards. And we are brilliant.) After making contact with our gorilla warriors based on earth (yes, gorilla. Not guerrilla) we learned a few prime targets to participate in Project Turn Smart People Into NPB (nose-picking babies) which is the project I just described. Anyways, in other talk, if there is any humans reading this, please comment so my warriors can hunt you down and brain wash you. Or kill you, whichever is fastest. Probably the second choice.”
~TripleThreat, Admiral of the feared, powerful, and now greatest Espinoza Elite.

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Human word of the day: Marshmallows
(marsh-mell-oes)
Description: The name is quite strange because the name resembles our plan that has been planned for centuries to secretly develop nuclear weapons for earth so they can kill each other in a radiating blood bath. The amazing thing is that the Hentari curse word is the name of white puffy food things that people use to destroy their teeth.
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This earth profile is changed once every few axis turnings.
Note: I’m getting lazy, so someone tell me to get off my alien fanny and update my profile. (Must be this stifling earth atmosphere. Or the grease-patty factories.)