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Kongregate Blog (Warning! This blog has been rated AB (Alien Business) by the FEAA
“Today has been a very sad day for all us aliens. Recently, a clumsy Tartine alien landed in the middle of a corn field, making a crop circle. Fortunately the Tartine alien ate the farmer’s head off, but still we recently got a message from the FEAA telling us to stay away from the planet until this is resolved. No stinkin’ human tells us what to do. One of my better trainees abducted a political leader and we replaced him with an alien in disguise. Now we may make insane laws, to enslave and/or eradicate the world. If this works, we will continue this method until the entire government consists of minuscule-brained, nose-picking aliens. (Korohni aliens are not very bright. In alien standards. And we are brilliant.) After making contact with our gorilla warriors based on earth (yes, gorilla. Not guerrilla) we learned a few prime targets to participate in Project Turn Smart People Into NPB (nose-picking babies) which is the project I just described. Anyways, in other talk, if there is any humans reading this, please comment so my warriors can hunt you down and brain wash you. Or kill you, whichever is fastest. Probably the second choice.”
Human word of the day: Marshmallows