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when life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squeeze the stinging pulp into the unsuspecting eyes of those who would dare mock you.

Age: 15
Sex: Male
Location: whachu talkin 'bout willis?

Member Since: Jun. 19, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 12, 2008
Current Points: 2891
Comments: 5

Latest Achievements

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: Band-Aid Fetish Badge (impossible - 60 points); Collect every single band-aid in Meat Boy; Acquired Oct. 12, 2008

: To Hell and Back Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the final level in Meat Boy; Acquired Oct. 12, 2008

: Party Crasher Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the Castle Crasher by collecting 4 band-aids in Meat Boy; Acquired Oct. 12, 2008

: Sketch Artist Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 100 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: Elevator Eyes Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock "random attack" and "limited view" modes in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: --- - Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 07, 2008

: Road to Inner Peace Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 22, 2008

: Friends with Functions Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 12 levels in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 21, 2008

: Stairway to the Light Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 18, 2008

: Heads Will Fly Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills during any episode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 17, 2008

: Think Outside the Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 25 levels in Duck, think outside the flock; Acquired Sep. 16, 2008

: Flying First Class Badge (medium - 15 points); Escape via bird in The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1; Acquired Sep. 14, 2008

: Cheesy Escape Badge (medium - 15 points); Escape via mouse in The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1; Acquired Sep. 14, 2008

: Boot Camp Graduate Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete boot camp in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Field Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemies, produce a unit, and capture a resource structure in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Ultra Violet Badge (medium - 15 points); Collect 10 purple orbs during a single game in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: Badges Badges Mushroom Mushroom Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil lurking within the Not So Vast Forest in Protector: Reclaiming the Throne; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Making Connections Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 20 levels and complete a random level of size 3 in 1 minute or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 27, 2008

: First Contact Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 27, 2008

Tsuko's cards (26)

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: Flash Powder

: Reinforced Breastplate

: Jade Figurine

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Origami Crane

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

Tsuko's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Tsuko's friends

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: blackdog17

: willkabob

: Criand

: Zacharias777

: BlackTerror

: robonic007

: 50cent3

Tsuko's fans

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: Criand

: blackdog17

: willkabob

: Memomando

: Zacharias777

: Kobra809

: BlackTerror

Shouts & Whispers

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BlackTerror	Aug. 22, 2008Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal then they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on total awe and the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny

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: BlackTerror

Aug. 22, 2008Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

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Tsuko's comments

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Game	Comments
The Game That Never Ends!	Aug. 16, 2008 lmao 10504 nice song im guna piss my friend off and call him n put it on really loud >:)
Hunter Story	Aug. 10, 2008 this was y i was a priest not a bowman in maple lmao
Battle Fish	Aug. 07, 2008 lol windwaker, dragon roost island anyone? brings back memories....

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