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TurkeyPie

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    TurkeyPie
  • Location

    Cafe Kong - If Online -
  • Member Since

    Jul. 15, 2012
  • Age

    18
  • Website

    TurkeyPie.com
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    TurkeyPie

You folks like coffee?
Visit me at Cafe Kong! It’s the greatest of all greatest chatrooms of Kongregate~
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Proud Konger since April 29, 2010.
Obtained all possible easy badges.
Go me, go me
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You can call me Turkey, Pie, TP, Perky Tie or any other variations of that, though insult me and I will not be responsible for what will happen to your face. Savvy?
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I found this video which I found at Hoolo’s page quite interesting.
Check out Holland vs The Netherlands
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My Awesomeness level you say?
I..It…
IT’S OVER 9000!
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I’m a Wanna-Be-Mod, Grammar Nazi, Cafe Kong Regular, Friend Lover, Troll Killer, Badge Whore, Comment Sensei, Black Belt, Emoticon Master, EMIN∃M Addict, Pizza Fanatic, Pun Maker and of course..
TurkeyPie Is I
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NO. I’m not Turkish. I’m Dutch. Shoo. It refers to the animal.
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Favo Mod: Any Cafe Kong reg mod. ♥
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Why I am a badgewhore
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FlyingAgorian: I don’t badge whore like an asshole
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The hardest impossible badge I’ve acquired is probably the one from MoneySeize, with the one from Pandemic 2 being the easiest.

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I owe Fridgemagnet 20 pounds. Don’t remind him. Please.

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Repeat after me: “*My* account is my responsibility.”
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You either get the SHINY Kongpaniosn or you just DON’T get them at all. There’s no in between, and anyone who thinks otherwise disgusts me.
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I got “Some really cool info-graphs” as prize for guessing Miro62’s ava. Personal victory.
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I’m like the perfect Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey-stuffed pie. Oh my God yes.
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Questions? Ask ’em. I don’t want to hear “What’s the meaning of life?”, though.
Answers? Say ’em. I don’t want to hear your answer to “What’s the meaning of life?”, though.
Suggestions? Tell ’em. I don’t want to hear you suggesting me to find the answer to “What’s the meaning of life?”, though.
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You probably did not read all of the above. You should be ashamed of yourself if you didn’t. You should be ashamed of yourself too if you did.
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How to get to level 65 within ten minutes!
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