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clash of clans™ scratch (Not Real One)
Jun. 01, 2014
If you put (not the real one) then why the hell did you put the trademark sign after clash of clans. Do you even know what trademark means?
Kingdom Rush Frontiers
Feb. 24, 2014
The pain of playing through an entire level only to lose to the very last group of enemies on the last wave is unmatched
Dec. 06, 2013
Instructions weren't clear enough. Got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
New Star Soccer
Dec. 03, 2013
100 % Boss relationship, Renewed contract, Star Man Award, and then not picked because he is unimpressed, in that order. Because screw logic.
Nov. 30, 2013
When will Frontiers be on Kong?
Oct. 25, 2013
Anus Anus Anus
Aug. 19, 2013
Go to sleep
Aug. 18, 2013
What did the cow say right after I murdered its family?
Jul. 14, 2013
After I got 5 star status, I destroyed everything including the elevators and watched the guests just stand around in the completely empty 50 floor
The Game of Imagination
Niggas be like "What game?"
Jul. 12, 2013
Bloons TD 5
Jul. 10, 2013
Jul. 08, 2013
I give Big Pauly a plate of vegetables. Every time.
Jun. 24, 2013
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy.
Jun. 17, 2013
Yo nigga below me the new version is already out but it's on iOS devices.
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