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Ladies and Gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled reading to bring you this Public Service Announcement. There is no time. Right and Wrong don't exist, nor are there "heroes"and "villains." Politics are worthless. Nearly everything you take for granted is an illusion fabricated by perspective. Step outside of yourself for a moment. Watch the world in the third person. Do this, ladies and gentlemen, and you will see Truth. You will see that when you change your perspective, when you hold existence to the sun and shine it's brightness onto a new facet, that you too, will be able to Twist Reality.

Member Since: Apr. 14, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 05, 2009
Current Points: 3907
Comments: 15
Location: Wherever I perceive myself to be.

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: A Very Important Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your adventure in Alice is Dead - Ep 1; Acquired Oct. 26, 2009

: Sesquipedalian Badge (medium - 15 points); Deal 100 damage with a single word in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: Words Will Never Hurt Me Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 50 spiders in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: Hero of SOTER Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 10 levels on any difficulty in Vector Conflict: The Siege; Acquired Oct. 16, 2009

: Conjoined Badge (easy - 5 points); Meet Steven by completing level 9 in Time Kufc; Acquired Oct. 12, 2009

: Supreme Cthulhu Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 30 ranks in the normal mode in The Necronomicon; Acquired Oct. 06, 2009

: Tickle Me Robo Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your adventure in The Tickler; Acquired Oct. 04, 2009

: Coochi Coochi Coo! Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 100 enemies in The Tickler; Acquired Oct. 04, 2009

: Dawn of the Alive Badge (medium - 15 points); Make your way to Union City in The Last Stand 2; Acquired Sep. 28, 2009

: Party of Five Badge (medium - 15 points); Band together with 4 other survivors in The Last Stand 2; Acquired Sep. 28, 2009

: Real-World Geometry Badge (medium - 15 points); Who says geometry has no practical application? Score 500 points in BoomsticK; Acquired Sep. 28, 2009

: Precision Demolition Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn a gold medal on all 50 castles in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Sep. 28, 2009

: Playing with Bombs Badge (medium - 15 points); Destroy any 30 castles in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Sep. 28, 2009

: Black Shores' New King Badge (easy - 5 points); Conquer the Black Shores in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Sep. 28, 2009

: Clearing Out the Hive Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the 10th mission in Cube Colossus; Acquired Sep. 25, 2009

: AMU Learner's Permit Badge (easy - 5 points); Rack up a damage combo of at least 15,000, then successfully complete that level in Cube Colossus; Acquired Sep. 24, 2009

: Master Paddler Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve at least 90% accuracy during any game in Pwong 2; Acquired Sep. 18, 2009

: Pwong Strong Badge (easy - 5 points); Win a game in Pwong 2; Acquired Sep. 18, 2009

: Phat Lewts Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 2,000 points on the "survival" minigame in Epic Battle Fantasy 2; Acquired Sep. 18, 2009

: Gratz Natz and Matt Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your epic adventure in Epic Battle Fantasy 2; Acquired Sep. 18, 2009

: Pierce the Heavens Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach the first checkpoint in Epic Battle Fantasy 2; Acquired Sep. 18, 2009

TwistedReality's favorite games

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: Elona Shooter

: The Great Siege

: Endless War 4

: Modern Tactics 3

: Pwong 2

: Endless War 3

TwistedReality's cards (74)

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: Deadly Poison

: General's Insignia

: Jade Figurine

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: Stoneheel Totem

: Caltrops

: Necronomic Tome

: Rumiko, the Ninja

TwistedReality's awards

: Halo ODST "T" Ticket

: Halo ODST "S" Ticket

: Halo ODST "O" Ticket

: 9 Ticket

: Fallout 3 Ticket

TwistedReality's friends

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: Acegravefiller

: Grey_Wolf

: Galactic_Chick

: uraha1

: Beat

: Sunakira94

: Aliarcy

TwistedReality's fans

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: iklepikle100

: Acegravefiller

: Grey_Wolf

: Galactic_Chick

: Nightrowan

: Sunakira94

: uraha1

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

Whispers

Person	Content
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Aobo	Oct. 09, 2009 Hello! I love you xDD!
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
AncientMemories	Feb. 10, 2009 Hey Twist, and yeah i know. Matt failed me. Also, if i feel like risk and you are not on, how would i tell you? if you were on i could just whisper… but otherwise? And then, finally, Frostybee and dungeon lord, we are working on a new forum, which is closed while under construction, but when it opens i will leave a shout here with a link.
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Jake126039	Jan. 16, 2009 I’ve had the same problem in MNB2, stuck 2 thirds of the way past Colonel, if you ever find out why let me know yeah?

No whispers yet.

TwistedReality's comments

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Game	Comments
Elona Shooter	Oct. 31, 2009 I doubt this is possible, but could you adjust the game so you could form a party with other player's characters? I don't know how complicated that would be, but having it would be purely epic.
Mud and Blood 2	Jul. 08, 2009 I'm not sure if this is just me, but I can't always read the full description of a ribbon. Can you please fix that? Other than that little detail, I love this game.
Thing-Thing Arena 3	Mar. 18, 2009 Artifact 19 is AWESOME!

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