Ult_Spash's Comments

Game Comments
Play A Knight's Story A Knight's Story Apr. 11, 2009
DC, wait untill you have 4,000G, it's more worth it.
Play Protector: Reclaiming the Throne Protector: Reclaiming the Throne Apr. 08, 2009
I realy like (satire) this game!
Play Mario Money Grab! Mario Money Grab! Apr. 06, 2009
Hey! This game's hit detection is almost in par with SMB1's!
Play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar Apr. 06, 2009
Kinda like portal: Awesome, a cult following is expected.
Play Minions Minions Apr. 06, 2009
crap servers 1/5
Play Neverending Light Neverending Light Apr. 04, 2009
I got it. If it doesn't work, get hit the first time (you know, when you don't look behind you and get stabbed?) also, run agents the 'thing that wants to eat you' that the sprites kill and turn completely red.
Play Death Vegas Death Vegas Apr. 03, 2009
Too quick of a learning curve, followed by a difficult opponent makes this a 1/5
Play Smatch Smatch Apr. 01, 2009
I know it's April fools, but that was truly epic.
Play DAILY Drawing Conte$t DAILY Drawing Conte$t Mar. 29, 2009
Sweet! I've always wanted to play MS paint!
Play Drift Runners Drift Runners Mar. 26, 2009
The concept has been reiterated many times, but this attempt has come out relatively well. The only thin that makes me give it a lower rating is the ridiculous achievements and my RAM barely handling the game, otherwise good! 4/5
Play Hyperjumble's Kongregate Quiz Hyperjumble's Kongregate Quiz Mar. 24, 2009
"this is so stupid no one cares about hyperjumble" QFT
Play Halo Domination Halo Domination Mar. 24, 2009
It's so awesome! I mean, pointlessness mixed with immediate (and unresponsive due to Kongregate chat loading lag) controls! Insta 5/5 there!
Play Assembler 3 Assembler 3 Mar. 24, 2009
"The physics is crappy and i just about impossible to maneouver pieces when there are more than 4-5 on the board and you have to balance them on top of one another. The difficulty of this game stems from the fact that its just bout impossible to move anything rather than the fact that the puzzles are hard. Because of this, the game is more annoying and frustrating and there simply isnt the need to come back after you finish. I dont suppose most people will actually finish this game before they decide to give up >.< Just my 2p." QFT
Play Perfect Balance: Playground Perfect Balance: Playground Mar. 23, 2009
jitters, why would it insult people who thought the originals were good? it's obviously a big joke, but if you got offended i have a bottle for you...
Play Perfect Balance: Playground Perfect Balance: Playground Mar. 23, 2009
Flaming, that's the point: it's satire. Wonderful! 5/5! I hated those stupid people too!
Play Lethal War Zone Lethal War Zone Mar. 23, 2009
-1 needs non-vehicular-type repair system -1 unoriginal -1 dumb AI (enemy and own) -1 makes my mouse flash when not playing -1 needs free minimap (poor quality?) Overall 0/5, rounded to 1/5
Play Tilt Tilt Mar. 15, 2009
4/5, low quality option please! (512 MB ram >///<)
Play Escape #1: The Car Escape #1: The Car Mar. 07, 2009
"No cheating, asshat" very funny
Play Don't Look Back Don't Look Back Mar. 05, 2009
No one cares if you know about the mythology of this. Seriously, talking about those fat Greeks makes you sound like an ass.
Play Dinowaurs Dinowaurs Mar. 01, 2009
Flash #10 + good enough computer to play sometimes. How is it my fault again?