Public messages for UltimateChaos
Aug 3, 2013 10:08am
Sup UC! You probably don’t remember me but i just thought i’d say whats good man.
Jul 6, 2013 4:09am
You’ve changed, man. You used to be about the rampant sex crimes but then you sold out.
Feb 19, 2013 11:07pm
You need to take it easy on the badges :o
Feb 14, 2013 5:09pm
System Shock 2 has just been released on gog.com. This is the end all and be all of the FPS/RPG/Horror genre. It is the 12th sephira, it is the 8th world wonder, it is the gateway to Nirvana, it is the holy grail, it is the perfect epiphany, it is the constant vitality, it is the font of immortality.
Feb 9, 2013 6:51am
So have you done Frantic 3 yet? Jeez man what’s taking you so long
Jan 30, 2013 3:08am
If you do not have Map Pack done by the end of the week that makes me provably better than you and you don’t want that.
also well done on epic coaster or whatever
UltimateChaos Feb 3, 2013 4:22am
I think I am going to give up on Map Pack until I’m dating someone. After playing it for 20 minutes, I just want someone to hold and comfort me.
UltimateChaos Feb 3, 2013 6:44am
And FML, I think I just erased my map pack save, again
HookedonOnyx Feb 6, 2013 4:14am
Oh, you softie. I beat Map Pack single and I only had about three hemorrhages.
Dec 25, 2012 7:43pm
Planescape Torment is spellbinding, and now I feel like a heckuva jerk for not getting you a Christmas present too.
UltimateChaos Dec 27, 2012 1:06am
I haven’t finished it yet. Anytime I play it after having taken a break from it, I always feel like starting over, to do the setting and story justice.
HookedonOnyx Dec 27, 2012 6:24pm
Fair enough, I forgot a lot of the story because I was helping my skull mate hit on all the zombie women.
UltimateChaos Jan 7, 2013 7:39pm
I’m pretty sure there’s a clever joke about you helping him get his bone on.
Jan 6, 2013 2:31pm
Jan 4, 2013 10:50am
just dont die, stupid head
Dec 24, 2012 7:00pm
Season’s Greetings UC. ♥
Oct 29, 2012 7:40pm
Do I win the Van challenge posthumously?
UltimateChaos Oct 31, 2012 9:02pm
HookedonOnyx Nov 1, 2012 6:25am
Now now, I know getting that Epic Coaster badge has no doubt made you fall irrevocably and irreparably in love with me, but we can still be just friends
UltimateChaos Nov 1, 2012 11:28am
Such is the power of my love that it bends all to my will.
Oct 24, 2012 8:56pm
Zening has been removed from Kongregate in its entirety. A moment of silence, please.
HookedonOnyx Oct 24, 2012 9:03pm
Oh and because I can never resist putting the boot in, there’s a glitch in Flash Player that makes the ramps in Vector Stunt almost never appear, rendering the hard badge impossible. So it turns…show more
Oh and because I can never resist putting the boot in, there’s a glitch in Flash Player that makes the ramps in Vector Stunt almost never appear, rendering the hard badge impossible. So it turns out I don’t suck after all.show less
UltimateChaos Oct 25, 2012 5:19pm
cries for Zening
Oct 19, 2012 10:46pm
ur cool :D
Jul 27, 2012 12:21am
hi how u becom mod
Mar 2, 2012 5:54pm
NEW BADGES! DUCKLIFE 4 LIFE!
Dec 7, 2011 5:39pm
Our souls haven’t collided in a fiery conflagration of passion and desire for a while now. Sometimes I think it’s because you don’t love me any more.
Oct 31, 2011 9:43pm
Oct 12, 2011 12:48pm
Go see the jokers carnival giveaway I just really want the avatar/profile thingy
Sep 10, 2011 5:45pm
hi just wondering if u knew that game where your godzilla or a chinese wwoman and u have to destroy the city by typing in words!!
Sep 21, 2011 9:34am
Sep 4, 2011 11:52am
Thank you for the friend invite, it stopped me rushing downstairs and raiding the biscuit tin. :-]
Aug 4, 2011 9:13pm
where did u get ur profile pic?
Jun 12, 2011 4:11pm
Jul 14, 2011 1:53am
I am Kongregate.
DarkDemon515 Jul 15, 2011 1:03am
Oh it is the best, my friend. Especially when I’m reaching my limit and start crying while shouting “OH MY GAWD I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEW TOSH.O EPISODE!!! I LOVE IT!” Then spri…show more
Oh it is the best, my friend. Especially when I’m reaching my limit and start crying while shouting “OH MY GAWD I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEW TOSH.O EPISODE!!! I LOVE IT!” Then sprinkle some dried lemon and pepper seasoning on my penis and spurt mustard on it with some extra salt for dryness, then watch it bleed and crack.AHH. THE INTERNET.show less
live4games12 Jul 17, 2011 9:29pm
What a comfortable life you have.
DarkDemon515 Jul 21, 2011 1:25pm
Yes. So comfortable there isn’t a proper response for that. Not even the most ultimate chaos can have a proper response.