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Tonight,
We’re going to satisfy a cannibal’s delight,
Enough food to last the night!

In that dumpster, a sound maybe,
I peek inside, a baby!
Your mommy didn’t want you,
You’re wearing naught but a shoe.
Is this what it’s like to dumpster dive?
Kick back, relax, I’ll drive,
I’ll let you know when we arrive!

Drop the baby in a blender; I think I want a soup.
Puree; now there’s just goop!
A dull silver spoon, out it comes scoop by scoop!

Poor Susan,
Away she plays,
At the casino all her days.
She’s always losin’.
Don’t you just want to disappear?
Find some way out of here?
You’re oh so deep in debt,
Trust me, dear, you’ve not hit bottom yet.
Sorry for the intrusion, I know we’ve hardly met!

Don’t mind the mouse,
He’s your only company at this house!
I heard she liked to play Craps,
I broke off her arm and made it into wraps!
The rest I baked in a pie;
From the over I heard her die!

Round up the children,
In the tiny pen!
This one’s got head lice,
Serve him over rice!
Slice
Once,
Twice,
Trice,
Repeat,
Starting with the feet!
Oh so tender meat!

Listen to that one’s pitiful cries,
Time to make us some fleshy fries!
Shoo away the flies,
The love to infest the blood,
Spilled on the floor like a molten flood!

Now it’s time to serve the feast,
Hunger, that awful beast,
Come on in, enjoy, try the pie at least!

  • Member Since: Sep. 28, 2009
  • Last Login: Feb. 13, 2012
  • Current Points: 13690
  • Comments: 137
  • Forum posts: 27
  • Location: Nowhere and everywhere
  • Age: 17
  • Sex: Omnigenderal
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Reggister

Jan 27, 2012 6:55pm

Hai I fear you.

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Unendingfear Jan 27, 2012 6:57pm

I fear the salt mines of Siberia. :c

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awesome8846

Feb 11, 2011 3:29pm

bum

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awesome8846 Mar 5, 2011 3:17pm

i….well….um….. shut up!

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saver695 Mar 6, 2011 11:27am

lol

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awesome8846 Jan 25, 2012 4:45pm

so, you’re in the very famous hobo inc.?

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PhsycoPhysics

Apr 24, 2011 10:51am

i think that something real weird is goin’ on… um yeah…

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Unendingfear Sep 25, 2011 7:39am

Saver, what is your problem?

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Unendingfear Jan 17, 2012 12:41pm

…

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saver695 Jan 16, 2012 9:22am

o noes i’ve been spotted! runs

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curtywurty

Oct 16, 2011 12:07pm

Still a Miku-lover, Jackey-wakey?

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Unendingfear Oct 16, 2011 12:08pm

:3 Now and forever shall I remain one.

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curtywurty Nov 27, 2011 6:21am

Apparently, I will too! For I’M not changing my avatar.

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Unendingfear Nov 30, 2011 2:28pm

Yay. :D

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Realek

Aug 12, 2011 12:17am

HEY HEY YOU PONIES? PONIES HERE TOO

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Unendingfear Aug 12, 2011 6:56am

PONIES EVERYWHERE. o/

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