Latest Activity: Played Fantasy Online (Nov 14, 2013 7:44pm)
Points needed for next level: 193 Level
I’m actually 15, and found kongregate in 2008, deciding to make an account two years later.
You enter the bar. Nothing out of the ordinary as usual, but wait, is that a child sitting on that stool? Your eyes must be decieving you, but alas they seem not to be. You approach the child, or small man, to find it indeed is a young boy. He motions for you to come sit. You nonchalantly head his way, but out the corner of your eye you see a projectile, possibly a bullet, coming your way. A scream arises in your throat, but it seems that time freezes and the boy picks the bullet out of the air and throws it down. Time starts again and you almost sink to the ground in awe. The boy approaches, saying sarcastically, “no need to thank me big guy, what you saw right there is my job.” You can think of a billion questions to ask, but hear yourself saying something along the lines of, “wha…what is your name?” the last words you hear before you black out are this; “The name’s Max, but they call me smurf round’ here.” …
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