Variable's profileAbout meThier once was a man from peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe, he woke in the night to steal someones sprite and asked me if i could come too, (pause) i said we could meet on the shore but his mom had turned into a whore his dad threw a big fit, told me to go suck it… and now we dont talk anymore (pause) so he had to go all alone while crying, he triped on a stone when he stole that guys sprite, he put up a fight and now he has broken a bone (pause) and then he moved straight to berlin, where he got a very nice pen, he voted for Adolf instead of my friend ralph and now he is moving again. (pause) he thought it would be nice in france, but he got a kick in the pants… he tried to go warn them, but nazis, they shot him and now hitler is doing a dance (pause) he wanted to just get away afterall, there’s no reason to stay with a hole in his arm, and a little french charm he’s now on a beach in paraguay (pause) but the beach was to hot, iceland sure hit the spot yes, it was real cold, but he found him some gold and now money, he has alot (pause) now he is a very rich guy his name, it is Marty MCfly he went back in time, put his face on the dime and renamed the greek letter pi (pause) now he is just wondering why all of his luck appears to be dry on the way to his next home he choked on the ozone and ended my story…… goodby
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