VideoFreak's profileAbout meI grew from a single cell organism in Dennis Franz’s toilet. After growing to the point where the toilet could no longer support me, I took to the streets and joined a group of jolly thief camels, who taught me how walk on my tongue. Soon they discovered that I was secretly embezzling millions from them, and before I knew it I was back on the streets. I opened a pub in the small town of Connick, WI, but it just couldn’t compete with the neighboring doughnut shop. Heartbroken, I sat once more at a street corner, where a carnivorous potato swept me up and took me to its nest in the Swiss alps. I knew I would have to think fast. I did my best Reagan impression, but the potato wasn’t impressed. So I jumped. Jumped right off a potato nest in the Swiss alps. I figured it was a better option than being consumed by a man-eating starch. Luckily, I landed right in the cargo of a passing marshmallow truck. I laid in the marshmallows for hours wondering what idiot first thought of inventing a marshmallow truck. I gently dosed off in the memory-foam mattress that was fifty-three pounds of marshmallows, and when I woke up I was on the street once again. I then got into World of Warcraft briefly, and went back to school for a year or two. But in the end, I found myself here, at Kongregate. I wonder what will happen next.
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