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- Member Since: Jan. 18, 2010
- Last Login: Jul. 10, 2010
- Current Points: 662
- Comments: 38
- Forum posts: 5
- Location: Europe!
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 - Valentines Day 2010
Once apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?”
The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his … show moreOnce apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?”
The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.
“Dude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!”
This gave him an idea
He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score.” She was overjoyed
After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!.”
The Nun simply replied,” And I’m really the Bus Driver.” show less
are you sure beyond ANY and EVERY reasonable doubt that you want a spoiler for level 4 of defuse?
(I number the levels 0-8 so what i call level 4, you call level 5).
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u want pwnage? i give u pwnage song. it wasnt made by me, but it is best (Tales of a mad man)-fcz-acf-gcf-gcf-gcf-ecK-ach-fcFch-gch-gch-gcz-cbC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-gbC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-ecC-abY-gbY-gbY-gbY-gbY-ecE-abC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-gbC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-acE-ace-Z-Z-Z-Q,-hiM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ajq-ajU-akQ-ckQ-ciM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ahT-a… show moreu want pwnage? i give u pwnage song. it wasnt made by me, but it is best (Tales of a mad man)-fcz-acf-gcf-gcf-gcf-ecK-ach-fcFch-gch-gch-gcz-cbC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-gbC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-ecC-abY-gbY-gbY-gbY-gbY-ecE-abC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-gbC-gbC-ecD-abC-gbC-acE-ace-Z-Z-Z-Q,-hiM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ajq-ajU-akQ-ckQ-ciM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ahT-akN-aiM-aix-ajq-ajU-akZ-gdY-cdO-cdO-ccJ-ccJ-cbl-cbX-cdO-cpm-cdO-cdO-ccJ-ccJ-cbl-cbX-cdO-gkZ-gcS-eiYiJbu-biJ-ddX-odO-cdO-ccJ-ccJ-cbl-cbX-cdO-cpm-cdO-cdO-ccJ-ccJ-cbl-cbX-cdO-cdX-Z-Z-Z-Q,-hcA-ccA-cbN-cbN-caN-caN-ccA-ccA-ccA-ccA-cbN-cbN-caN-caN-ccA-ccA-gcE-ccE-cbR-cbR-cdR-ccE-ccE-chz-ccE-ccE-cbR-cbR-cce-ccE-ccE-gcG-ccG-cbT-cbT-caT-cbt-ccK-ocE-ccE-cbR-cbR-cdR-ccE-ccE-chz-ccE-ccE-cbR-cbR-cce-ccE-ccE-ccK-Z-Z-Z-Q,dI-cdI-cdI-cdI-ccD-ccD-cbf-cbf-cdI-cdI-cdI-cdI-ccD-ccD-cbf-cbf-cdX-gpt-ckRiB-ahWkyjq-bmU-cmU-amX-cmY-cjqjUjw-cmV-ckRiB-ahWkyjq-bmU-cmU-amX-amY-cjU-ajqjUjw-hjC-giJ-gkZ-bif-ckZ-oms-cmv-cmT-cmT-amD-amr-cmR-gkZ-ckRiB-ahWkyjq-bmU-cmU-amX-amY-cjU-ajqjUjw-cjC-Z-Z-Z-Q show less
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