These games are evil! You sitting here trying to study to your exam, then Papa comes and you are making hot dogs till 3 a.m. ... Then you flunk out from university and you starting to look for a job, and you will find it, at Papa's Hot Doggeria or KFC or pizzeria... PAPA CONTROLS YOUR LIFE!
It's crazy how much fun I have with this game. They say that the simplest ideas are the best. If you expand the game a little, like add new opponents, some unlockables and so on, you will have a hit app game!
It's impossible, how the f*ck did I miss my sleep time? 6 in the morning? oh yeah, again, Papa's fault. Lousy bastard. How game this simple and repetitive like this can suck out so much time of your life? Many games can be repetitive (rpgs mostly) but i'm sitting and making freaking PANCAKES!! This game is the craziest concept ever! (series too). Fast food worker simulation? Wtf... Just the single idea blows my mind. But why is it one of the best games that I've played in a long time? Only Papa knows...
Game was fine till i killed the boss and couldn't even move, because I got stuck! You can get stuck i in this game in too many freaking places. In corners, near the nests, on boxes, cabinets, desks, even on the ground (probably something but I couldn't tell, too many crap on the ground). Game is great, but something like this makes it unplayable. 2/5
I don't wanna see spider, that can steal 10 coconuts from a freakin metal bowl. This island have maybe 3 square meters, on one day the palm tree dropped 50 spiders. I don't know how this guy can sleep at night...
@Kazan Epic: The same, wtf? No save? Also, start a game and don't move anything. You can win a level without even playing! The same with 2 and 3, you only need to fight the boss. "What were they thinking?"
Now I'm going to play battletoads and drop some F bombs on my super nintendo, AVGN style. Hope you are not offended, I did'nt mean that. I wish I could enjoy your work, but it have some awful flaws, but you are on good track( Yeah, I know, TL;DR). Bye
The graphics are good (one of the best that I saw on kongregate in this type of games) and what I got is this. It could be a fine.. no, great short flash game, but with things like Auto pick up perks (man, you screw that up, srsly), not needed animation of skeletons (the knockback effect, when you standing and waiting for this sucker to get up to hit him, because holy water will not hit him) and spider rape at the beginning it was not so fine game or nothing special. I gave up when skeletorns killed me when I was talking, and I wasn't fast enough to end the conversation. I killed monsters and then go to talk, but the got respawned and killed me. Then I said "F*ck no." I feel like AVGN, it was nice idea and it should be a good game, but you tried too hard and we got this. This is my own opinion, but I really hope that someone see problem in at least one point, pickups. That was bad, man. BAAAD. I will wait for saquel now.
The bastards are respawning! Ok, but killing them with 30 shots of holy water first is not so easy, because you must gather them and let them gang up (or bang) on you, or take the holy water expansion perk, which, oh no!, I didn't take, because after spider rape I took health regeneration, because this is what you normally would take? Ok, if you reading it till this point, you should know, that the real sh*t is incoming! 9001) Why god dammit there is no auto pick up of god damn things that are called PICKUPS! Because (drums).... You can take perks to do that! REALLY?? And you need to see an animation which make you unable to fight and anybody can take few good shots at you when you are f*cking kneeling! It's not a thing that you should make a perk! It's a pain in the ass! I'm back from work, I want to play some game for a few min and relax and have fun with some mindless, short, fun games... And then today I saw this. At first I was stunned!
Ok, I will share my thoughts so far. I've played this for something like 15 min and found few flaws. 1) Why the hell the stamina bar is so useless! First, when you need to run from this spiders my stamina burned like a wood soaked with gasoline and napalm fuel! The spiders nearly reaped my health bar to zero... in first 20 seconds of the f***ing game! It wasn't nice, sir. But then, when I had the bottle, the stamina is pretty useless. Why I would run when simply walk is enough to fight opponents? Oh, sorry, it is useful for 2) RUNNING FOR THE GOD DAMN HOLY WATER! Let's talk about this. I thought "Hey, I will clean the whole area and after this I will safe explore", but guess what, I ran out of ammo! So it is "run, b*tch, run!" (now the stamina, what a pain) and there is surprise!
wtf I have just played? two things:
1. Can there be something like a one god damn piece as a start or at least original picture to look at it, I mean it wasn't too hard to make most of it, but the flowers.... Hot damn, I spent more time on these flowers than on the entire game! It will be really helpful to have original picture to look at it.
2. Song.... Please put another one or two at least.
Other than that, it was decent.
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