Vorpal_Steak's profile

About me

I love games of all kinds, loud music, good food, and good friends. I also like to write creatively. No idea if I am good, but I do it anyway.

Age: 35
Sex: Male
Location: US

Member Since: Jan. 23, 2008
Last Login: Sep. 07, 2008
Current Points: 5838
Comments: 3

Latest Achievements

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: War for Oil Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete the bonus map in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Advanced Warrior Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the campaign in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Boot Camp Graduate Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete boot camp in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Field Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemies, produce a unit, and capture a resource structure in Battalion: Nemesis; Acquired Sep. 05, 2008

: Tunnel Vision Badge (impossible - 60 points); Score 30,000 points without being hit in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 04, 2008

: Ultra Violet Badge (medium - 15 points); Collect 10 purple orbs during a single game in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: President Madagascar Assassin Badge (impossible - 60 points); Obliterate the entire human race in fewer than 100 days in realistic mode in Pandemic 2; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Godlike Invertebrate Badge (hard - 30 points); Eat a bat in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 31, 2008

: Burning Spider Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 10 fireflies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Linksys Admin Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 40 levels and complete a random level of size 4 in 3 minutes or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Making Connections Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 20 levels and complete a random level of size 3 in 1 minute or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 26, 2008

: First Contact Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 25, 2008

: Music Survivalist Badge (hard - 30 points); Don't die in Streamline; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: The End Ender Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat "The End" during level 15 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Tactless Assassin Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete each mission in Scope: First Blood; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Trojan Hero Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete "normal" mode in Achilles; Acquired Aug. 19, 2008

Vorpal_Steak's favorite games

: Just Chatting

: Castlewars

: Kongai

: Kong Chat

: Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

Vorpal_Steak's cards

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: Girdle of Iron Will

: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Origami Crane

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Ring of Curses

: Tafari, the Trapper

: Tiger's Claw

Vorpal_Steak's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Vorpal_Steak's friends

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: dragonblade81

: Noctu

: nerdrock101

: Nabb

: skwerly

: KCGII

: FairlyObvious

Vorpal_Steak's fans

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: Doublesteel

: ShiningAngel

: lionlizzy

: Gangst

: skulllffire

: Naverino

: Romaster

Shouts & Whispers

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Acidflamedragon	Jun. 14, 2008 happy mothers day…i mean fathers day you mother..rofl
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MrMarbles	May. 25, 2008 go to stick strike, everyone!!!
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LotusFay	Apr. 10, 2008 looks down Acid is a dork…... ANYWAY I just wanted to say HI VORP! and IM NOT DEAD….yet…. I feel better…. I think Ill go for a walk! :P OK BYE VORP! :D

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Vorpal_Steak's comments

Game	Comments
Typing Ninja Hunter	Jul. 11, 2008 Not a real fun game at all. I can't see playing it for more than 60 seconds.
Arcane	Jun. 12, 2008 Was fun until the first boss. Making a one-hit instakill boss just because you think you have to is poor game design. I'd rate it 0 stars if I could just for that.
the great living room escape	Apr. 21, 2008 Hilarious.