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About me

snicker snack, yo

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  • Member Since: Jan. 23, 2008
  • Last Login: Feb. 12, 2012
  • Current Points: 29417
  • Comments: 9
  • Forum posts: 339
  • Location: US
  • Age: 38
  • Sex: Male
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Somewhat Crazy Guitar Multiplier 4 (completed)
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This Is Three Only (completed)
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Feeding the Fodder (completed)
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Heroes on Duty (completed)
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Master of Mighty Mind Magic (completed)
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Proto-Pollock (completed)
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Caving Champion (completed)
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Ultimate Friend (completed)
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Ram Buster (completed)
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Embattled (completed)
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Kingdom: Rushed (completed)
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Shear Victory (completed)
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Getting 110% (completed)
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Rings for Things (completed)
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"Wake Up, Sheeple!" (completed)
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Linirea Defender (completed)
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Somewhat Crazy Guitar Multiplier 4 (completed)
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Somewhat Crazy Guitar Multiplier 4 Badge (easy - 5 points)

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BubbaC2

Jan 1, 2012 11:02am

u suck

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jaredenneyfan89

Dec 30, 2011 12:44pm

hey vorpal can u ip ban this account from my computer? i no longer wish to come on kongregate ever again :) thanks!

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Oxzane68

Nov 12, 2011 9:27pm

The history of Vorpal Steak: He is a sexy goddess who fell from heaven. A couple of years later, he reigned for years, to almost be kill by brutal thieves. He went into hiding in a dark dark cave, and evolved into a new man. He came out from hiding, everything about him looking different, and no one knew who he was. He was forced to change his name…

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jacobghawk Nov 18, 2011 7:16pm

Nice story i totally pictured that in my head

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head_sifter

Oct 28, 2011 2:31pm

how did you complete heir cuz everytimei try to play it it just resets within a second

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Vorpal_Steak Oct 28, 2011 5:31pm

I didn’t have any problems with Heir loading for me, so I’m not really sure. The developer may have updated the game since I played it and perhaps they messed something up. Maybe try a dif…

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HungryKitty

Sep 12, 2011 10:17pm

beards are strokey and cuddly like a cute widdle puppy

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