WaffleMike

I am a total biology AND chemistry nerd , I aspire to be a surgeon, I am a jazz musician (saxophone all the way), bears are my favorite animal (polar, to be precise), and I enjoy unicycling. My age is -(Cot(7π/4)*16)

I unplugged the game, took out the backup batteries, and threw it into a biohazardous container of irradiated puking weasels. I can no longer lose the game.

Those who see my cellar cease to exist.