Walfalcon's Comments

Game Comments
Play The King of Towers The King of Towers Dec. 17, 2014
It's not the worst game ever, but it sucks.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Nov. 11, 2014
You heard it here first, folks. Talking like a pirate is guaranteed to TRIPLE your shrimping profits. Lessons on talking like a pirate start at ten trevigintillion dollars.
Play Vortex Point 4 Vortex Point 4 Nov. 09, 2014
What happened to Caroline's accent? She no longer sounds like she's from Minnesota, doncha' kno.
Play Vortex Point 3 Vortex Point 3 Nov. 09, 2014
"That's the first fish I ever caught on Vortex Lake. I keep it for good luck and it's NOT for sale!" Yeah, after the first two games I have a feeling I'm gonna steal some more property unnecessarily.
Play Vortex Point 2 Vortex Point 2 Nov. 09, 2014
The magic box makes costumer's money disappear? What does that guy have against costume makers.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Oct. 28, 2014
Finally found my moon base.
Play Hexagon Hexagon Oct. 26, 2014
Fun game, but the controls are to unresponsive. Just buy Super Hexagon. I'ts worth the moneys.
Play Monst Monst Oct. 24, 2014
Why not just shoot him? I mean, a blue monster breaks into my home, and starts screaming at me, I'll beat it up.
Play Reincarnation:  Riley's Out Again Reincarnation: Riley's Out Again Oct. 24, 2014
Why does the kind think that it's weird tat there is someone in the bathroom?
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Oct. 22, 2014
Seriously, what happened to my moon base?
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Oct. 14, 2014
I am a communist wearing a monocle top hat, and designer suit. I TOTALLY don't support capitalism.
Developer response from delosford

Well, you know, they uh, were made by the people?

Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Oct. 04, 2014
I don't really have a problem with the new UI, but what happened to my moon base?
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Oct. 03, 2014
How do I sacrifice angels?
Play Mike Shadow: I paid for it! Mike Shadow: I paid for it! Sep. 28, 2014
Um.. dude? You already got like, five soda cans to the face. Don't you think that's enough?
Play 5 Differences 5 Differences Sep. 27, 2014
The hitchhiker's reflection is backwards.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Sep. 13, 2014
@imawalrus46 @Magicwarrior @Delosford Oh okay, thanks.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Sep. 09, 2014
When I try to investigate certain people, namely Brannigans Law and El_Raton, it says that they do not exist. The same thing happened when I tried to blackmail Brannigans Law, although I was able to release the information to the media.
Developer response from delosford

As other players have explained: you're targeting dead people.

Play Idle Blacksmith Idle Blacksmith Sep. 09, 2014
I finally realize my dream of selling nothing but gold boots of strength.
Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Sep. 01, 2014
Maybe socialists should not be able to accuse liberals of being socialists? I dunno.
Developer response from delosford

The game won't stop you from doing stupid/ineffective things as a general rule.

Play Clout: The Game Clout: The Game Aug. 31, 2014
If I asked people to help me kill a man on the party post, would anyone hold it against me? I just wanna see what people here say before I do it.
Developer response from delosford

I think such things are pretty common these days.