shiro demands tribute
none of you will be invited to my combination LAN party/funeral
please end my Missouri
woof woof wats for lunch lol
who is the most powerful backyardigan?
men r like bus schedules… always lying
this is my lazytown oc, Sportagun. he’s sportacus’s brother but he has a gun
that gamer feel… when u game….. ..
no Airbag We die Like Men
i am a little man without a worry
when will my DS stylus return from the war
last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.
dylann roof can choke and I will be doing the milly rock on his grave
join my deviant-art group, Anime-for-Christ
the smaller the battery the bigger it screm
my new year’s resolution is to Propel My Entire Body Into The Sun
J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name: Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien
sponge bob is by sexual not gay
as a kid, if i misbehaved my dad would come into my room and shoot me in my head with a real gun, killing me. it made me a stronger person.