This is SPART
but this is
Yeah it is, its true
MY EPIC TDP4 RECORDS AND STATS
Stats (Were like this, I quit)
I’m level 37
I once got a monster kill on two people
I have all the artifacts I need
I have M202A2, Dragunov, Assassin and HZ
My most recent awesome combo: about 30 kills which got me 125 exp
A Recent K:D Ratio 300:68
Overall K:D ratio (from 18/02/11) 3.7:1
So yeah, you got
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
(happy now final?)