ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING WHAT A JUB JUB WAS,,, WELL HERES SOME THINS THAT I CONSIDER “JUB JUBS”
__________________________________a jub jub is a child who has been shaving for 10 years and he is only 9 so therefore he was shaving in his mothers whom
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Phonetic form of “kiss kiss” in Thai.
It’s time for me to go now. Take care. Jub jub!
__________________________________Conan O’brien’s meaningless punchline
“Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT’S A JUB JUB!
__________________________________Selma Bouvier’s (Marge Simpson’s sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so “close”.
__________________________________A cheat code for the game Star Wars Battlefront, works on Playstation 2 and PC. It is very simple to enter the cheat code. All you do is create a new profile, and the profile name must be “Jub Jub” (without quotations.) This code will make all infantry you play as in the game very short, they will be the height of Ewoks , the little bearlike creatures from Star Wars Episode VI: A New Hope. They reside on the planet of Endor. You can play this level in the game, and you will see the Ewoks running around. If you play as the Rebel Pilot in while under this profile name, his helmet will be floating in mid-air where his head should actually be. This code will not work while playing online.
Person 1: Dude I was playing Star Wars Battlefront yesterday. I’m getting good at that game.
Person 2: You should try using the Jub Jub cheat, it makes all your characters short. I’ll show you how to do it sometime
__________________________________A person who walks close to you and sucks down your good air with there nonsense or just a complete moron.
Jorge: Dude, I was working today and this girl was trying to talk to me!
Jeremy: Oh my God dude, I CAN’T believe she was being such a Jub Jub to you. The nerve of people now a days.
Steve: Why is Kieth pouring milk down grandma’s stoma?
Holly: Because his brain has been completely jub jubbed to the point of no return.
__________________________________A large, violent monkey with a disposition for smelling horribly. Can be found in the wild or in Vervain Street
“The large Jub Jub attempted to hump the Jew”
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A sugar coated gelatine candy in fruity flavors, popular in Trinidad
__________________________________A Jardine’s Parrot by the name of Jub Jub who does vocals for a death metal band from Pittsburgh called JonBenet Ramsey. Jub Jub is from South Africa.
Did you hear the new JonBenet Ramsey song with Jub Jub chirping on it?
__________________________________The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include head to head jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever “no holds barred” contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known “chicken” situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub international sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not good practice for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.
“Hey, come play jub jub, Mandela.”
__________________________________An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.
Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they’re a right bunch of jub jubs.
__________________________________A neopet from www.neopets.com.
Jub Jubs are furballs
