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My real name is Soxs the II of Soxastan. My real location is in the capitol of Vladgrad, Stalinstan S.S.R. My people are of humble origins, once rulers of the prosperous planet of Commuseta we were sent here to spread our wonderful philosophies with the rest of the planet. We spread our economic system, known as Atheism, our religion, known as Communism, and our government known as Socialism. If you think it is wrong, think again. We have been here for 6000 years and 1 second. Over time our beliefs have become mixed up with other ones. We pray to our lord an savior the almighty Vlad the Awesome, creator of worlds, destroyer of worlds, may he live within our everything. As Premier of Soxastan, I am the leader of the Atheist Party, Head Druid of Communism, and the leader of the Socialist Order. I lead a most wonderful country with sprawling mountain ranges, vast deserts, beautiful beaches, lush forests and jungles, and awesome cities. We offer many fine attractions and the conditions for everything is just right. We are open year round and are flexible with your travel budget. If you book at the Krazy Kremlin® within the next 10 days, you’ll receive a free ticket to SPACE! (No refunds) ORDER NOW!!!