This game is staggeringly awesometastic. If Chuck Norris was a samurai, he still wouldn’t be this awesome. In fact, he would probably be less awesome than Chuck Norris normally is. But that’s still pretty awesome. And less awesome than this game. Which makes this game awesome. Now you know.
In other news, an emotionless man in a red truck is running over Twilight fans in Arizona today in an attempt to score “bonus points”. The police would investigate, but the Supreme Court decided that he wasn’t running over actual people.
This game has a higher rating than your other one: why not make bunch of different maps to choose from, perhaps some new strategies, units, hmm?
Territories that weren’t box-shaped and maybe even naval units would be pretty cool.
Using the glitch described in the best comments, it’s possible to cheat the game. When you are finished capturing territory, place a farmer, and then press “undo”. The farmer will disappear, and all your units are now free to capture more territory or move somewhere else. You can do this until you’ve won the game.
So there’s this guy. And he does some shit and turns into a plant. Duuuuude. AND THEN HE HAS GUNS. AND HE SHOOTS MEXICANS. Awesome ideaaaa. But there’s this ho, right? And her mouth, is like the size of a truck. And she’s HISPANIC, dude. And he’s, like, a cactus. Man, this is good shit. And then they meet some friggin llamas. Yeahhhhh.
Seriously, these guys were higher on peyote than the Mario guys ever were on mushrooms.
Every time I think this game has a problem, I notice that you have fixed the problem already. Clearly you put a massive amount of work into this, and created a game of incredible awesomitude. Thank you for an excellent, addicting, satisfying game.
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