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Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Dec. 18, 2011
The people dancing at the disco are the best. Girl: “Help, I’m having a seizure!” Man in hat: “Hello, you look smexy today” Guy: “Why hellooooo, mind if I get in between you guys?"
Play World Rebellion II World Rebellion II Dec. 10, 2011
There should be an “Expanded Europe” map that goes from Iceland to Ghana to India to Central Asia, in the four corners. That would be totally badass, + if you agree
Play Culmination Culmination Nov. 26, 2011
This game is staggeringly awesometastic. If Chuck Norris was a samurai, he still wouldn’t be this awesome. In fact, he would probably be less awesome than Chuck Norris normally is. But that’s still pretty awesome. And less awesome than this game. Which makes this game awesome. Now you know.
Play Earn to Die Earn to Die Nov. 26, 2011
In other news, an emotionless man in a red truck is running over Twilight fans in Arizona today in an attempt to score “bonus points”. The police would investigate, but the Supreme Court decided that he wasn’t running over actual people.
Play Sonny 2 Sonny 2 Nov. 20, 2011
Did anyone laugh at the cult priest named Carl?
Play The Great War of Prefectures The Great War of Prefectures Nov. 19, 2011
This game has a higher rating than your other one: why not make bunch of different maps to choose from, perhaps some new strategies, units, hmm? Territories that weren’t box-shaped and maybe even naval units would be pretty cool.
Play WarLight WarLight Nov. 14, 2011
Does it bother anyone else that you can’t edit a custom map once you realize it sucks?
Play Collectivization Collectivization Oct. 29, 2011
Using the glitch described in the best comments, it’s possible to cheat the game. When you are finished capturing territory, place a farmer, and then press “undo”. The farmer will disappear, and all your units are now free to capture more territory or move somewhere else. You can do this until you’ve won the game.
Play Sieger: Level Pack Sieger: Level Pack Oct. 27, 2011
Mr. Golem, the fact that you did not knock over a Chinese man when I kicked you in the balls is simple appalling. What on earth were you thinking?
Play Crush the Castle Crush the Castle Oct. 26, 2011
King: Oh no, I’m tipping over, good thing this wall broke my fall-blaaarrgghh
Play WarLight WarLight Oct. 23, 2011
Found an obscure glitch: In the Europe map, Ezak-Alfold in Hungary does not connect with Kosice in Poland, even though they quite obviously share a border. Please fix this, thanks!
Play Rebuild 2 Rebuild 2 Oct. 20, 2011
Angelo Shade was the only person reclaiming the church at the church.
Play Rebuild 2 Rebuild 2 Oct. 20, 2011
I for one could use a new Saw, at least recreationally.
Play WarLight WarLight Oct. 18, 2011
It would be excellent if I could edit my maps after I played them and realized they sucked. Because as of now, I have to make them all over again each time. And that’s no fun. 4.5/5
Play The First Hero The First Hero Oct. 15, 2011
Thebes is in Greece or Egypt. Ephesus is in Turkey. The map puts them on the same continent...
Play Cactus McCoy 2 Cactus McCoy 2 Oct. 12, 2011
So there’s this guy. And he does some shit and turns into a plant. Duuuuude. AND THEN HE HAS GUNS. AND HE SHOOTS MEXICANS. Awesome ideaaaa. But there’s this ho, right? And her mouth, is like the size of a truck. And she’s HISPANIC, dude. And he’s, like, a cactus. Man, this is good shit. And then they meet some friggin llamas. Yeahhhhh. Seriously, these guys were higher on peyote than the Mario guys ever were on mushrooms.
Play WarLight WarLight Oct. 11, 2011
Every time I think this game has a problem, I notice that you have fixed the problem already. Clearly you put a massive amount of work into this, and created a game of incredible awesomitude. Thank you for an excellent, addicting, satisfying game.
Play Cactus McCoy 2 Cactus McCoy 2 Oct. 10, 2011
What happened to “First to cactus, then to stone”? Shouldn’t he be human now?
Play WarLight WarLight Oct. 10, 2011
Love the game, but dammit, Antarctica shouldn’t have any bonus. What resources does it have? Penguins?
Play World Rebellion II World Rebellion II Sep. 23, 2011
Anyone else getting booted out of games for no reason? @Gizmoid27: http://maps.conquerclub.com/American_Civil_War.S.jpg Note: I did not make this.