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Theme Hotel

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Dec. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

The people dancing at the disco are the best. Girl: “Help, I’m having a seizure!” Man in hat: “Hello, you look smexy today” Guy: “Why hellooooo, mind if I get in between you guys?"

World Rebellion II

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Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 13

There should be an “Expanded Europe” map that goes from Iceland to Ghana to India to Central Asia, in the four corners. That would be totally badass, + if you agree

Culmination

Play Culmination

Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: -6

This game is staggeringly awesometastic. If Chuck Norris was a samurai, he still wouldn’t be this awesome. In fact, he would probably be less awesome than Chuck Norris normally is. But that’s still pretty awesome. And less awesome than this game. Which makes this game awesome. Now you know.

Earn to Die

Play Earn to Die

Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

In other news, an emotionless man in a red truck is running over Twilight fans in Arizona today in an attempt to score “bonus points”. The police would investigate, but the Supreme Court decided that he wasn’t running over actual people.

Sonny 2

Play Sonny 2

Nov. 20, 2011

Rating: 25

Did anyone laugh at the cult priest named Carl?

The Great War of Prefectures

Play The Great War of Prefectures

Nov. 19, 2011

Rating: 11

This game has a higher rating than your other one: why not make bunch of different maps to choose from, perhaps some new strategies, units, hmm? Territories that weren’t box-shaped and maybe even naval units would be pretty cool.

WarLight

Play WarLight

Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: 1

Does it bother anyone else that you can’t edit a custom map once you realize it sucks?

Collectivization

Play Collectivization

Oct. 29, 2011

Rating: 2

Using the glitch described in the best comments, it’s possible to cheat the game. When you are finished capturing territory, place a farmer, and then press “undo”. The farmer will disappear, and all your units are now free to capture more territory or move somewhere else. You can do this until you’ve won the game.

Sieger: Level Pack

Play Sieger: Level Pack

Oct. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

Mr. Golem, the fact that you did not knock over a Chinese man when I kicked you in the balls is simple appalling. What on earth were you thinking?

Crush the Castle

Play Crush the Castle

Oct. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

King: Oh no, I’m tipping over, good thing this wall broke my fall-blaaarrgghh

WarLight

Play WarLight

Oct. 23, 2011

Rating: 2

Found an obscure glitch: In the Europe map, Ezak-Alfold in Hungary does not connect with Kosice in Poland, even though they quite obviously share a border. Please fix this, thanks!

Rebuild 2

Play Rebuild 2

Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: -4

Angelo Shade was the only person reclaiming the church at the church.

Rebuild 2

Play Rebuild 2

Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

I for one could use a new Saw, at least recreationally.

WarLight

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Oct. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

It would be excellent if I could edit my maps after I played them and realized they sucked. Because as of now, I have to make them all over again each time. And that’s no fun. 4.5/5

The First Hero

Play The First Hero

Oct. 15, 2011

Rating: 0

Thebes is in Greece or Egypt. Ephesus is in Turkey. The map puts them on the same continent...

Cactus McCoy 2

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Oct. 12, 2011

Rating: -8

So there’s this guy. And he does some shit and turns into a plant. Duuuuude. AND THEN HE HAS GUNS. AND HE SHOOTS MEXICANS. Awesome ideaaaa. But there’s this ho, right? And her mouth, is like the size of a truck. And she’s HISPANIC, dude. And he’s, like, a cactus. Man, this is good shit. And then they meet some friggin llamas. Yeahhhhh. Seriously, these guys were higher on peyote than the Mario guys ever were on mushrooms.

WarLight

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Oct. 11, 2011

Rating: 5

Every time I think this game has a problem, I notice that you have fixed the problem already. Clearly you put a massive amount of work into this, and created a game of incredible awesomitude. Thank you for an excellent, addicting, satisfying game.

Cactus McCoy 2

Play Cactus McCoy 2

Oct. 10, 2011

Rating: 1

What happened to “First to cactus, then to stone”? Shouldn’t he be human now?

WarLight

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Oct. 10, 2011

Rating: 8

Love the game, but dammit, Antarctica shouldn’t have any bonus. What resources does it have? Penguins?

World Rebellion II

Play World Rebellion II

Sep. 23, 2011

Rating: -11

Anyone else getting booted out of games for no reason? @Gizmoid27: http://maps.conquerclub.com/American_Civil_War.S.jpg Note: I did not make this.