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Xendarc

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Legiones Astartes Xen’s Fury, Catechism of Rage, Verse 1 of XXV

Rigor_Mortis: xen knows the truth™

HADOUKEN!! ( ºД){ -=☼)

Good grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.

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I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 9…

Pinwheel:No one is dumb enough to drink pertol except like… 9 year olds
Ywasibanned:“Chinese boy drinks petrol to become a transformer-robot”
Ywasibanned:Yerp.
Pinwheel:was he 9?
Ywasibanned:Probably not nine after his brain melted.
Pinwheel:“A Chinese boy from Xingwen in eastern China aged 9 has been admitted to hospital after drinking petrol in order to become a Transformer robot.”
Pinwheel:F*CKING KNEW IT.
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NICO TEACHES 1337SNAKE SOME DECENCY

1337snake: Hi.
Nicomagi: DAMNIT SNAKE CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE TRYING TO FAP HERE
1337snake: Oh…. SOrry.
Nicomagi: HAVE SOME DECENCY AND CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR!
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THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL

Kitezer: Okay.
Kitezer: Unmuted.
MysticMania: does kong notify you if youve been muted?
Kitezer: Yeah.
God_Warmonger: not personal mutes
God_Warmonger: but mod ones
Kitezer: Yeah.
Kitezer: And this time.
Kitezer: It’s personal. (⌐■_■)
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SHITPUKE TSUNAMI

joebob23: the diarrhea didnt come from my mouth
ntrht: Yes it did.
joebob23: the mixture happened outside of my body
joebob23: i just launched liquid from both ends
joebob23: and it created a shitpuke tsunami wave
joebob23: that crashed down around you
joebob23: shitpuke tsunami waves are the worst
ntrht: Wtf
ntrht: Sounds like touhou
joebob23: there are shitpuke tsunami waves in touhou?
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THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: ASS

ilove69ers: Life is all about ass Swanky
Xendarc: ^
Swankypickle: Unless they’re donkey. Then they carry things.
ilove69ers: either your kicking it, getting yours kicked, kissing it, or getting yours kissed
Swankypickle: Asses are confusing.
ilove69ers: either you’re sitting on it
ilove69ers: or trying to get a piece of it
ilove69ers: life is all about ass
ilove69ers: This has been ilove69ers
ilove69ers: your guide to the universe
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WHAT A.A.A. REALLY STANDS FOR

iThomaz: AAA is a black people-only room
JezusPanem: xD
JezusPanem: niqqer room
IcyHearts: but but…
JezusPanem: xD
IcyHearts: im white….
iThomaz: Afro-American Anarchists
Stalcloud: Yeah you’re looking for KKK, this is AAA.
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THE ILLUMINATI ARE EVERYWHERE

ilove69ers: Contrary to popular belief, Joebob is actually a member of the lollipop guild
Xendarc: They’re everywhere
ilove69ers: Contrary to other popular beliefs
Xendarc: like the Illuminati
ilove69ers: Xendarc is not
ilove69ers: he might be an oompa loompa, but he is not a member of the lollipop guild
Xendarc: I was kicked out
GenOneZom: for what?
Xendarc: for disorderly behaviour resulting in 1 casualty
JCCW: cannibalism, in other words.
ilove69ers: he licked the ‘lollipop’
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HIPSTERNESS

Kittyness: You cant spell and your retorts are basicly the “Im rubber your glue”
Xendarc: Kitty
Kittyness: Yes?
Xendarc: please don’t rubber my glue
Xendarc: I need it
Kittyness: Im still not going to say your as you’re
Xendarc: why?
Kittyness: I dont know.
Xendarc: just for the sake of non-conformity?
Xendarc: you hipster, you :3
Kittyness: Well I am partially foreign so…
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RE-POO

Kafaz: im not in the mood for your 12 year old shit kite
Ace1263: kite took a 12 year old shit?
Ace1263: ew
Kitezer: im not 12 tho
Ace1263: no
Xendarc: no, he shit 12 years ago
Xendarc: and still has it
Ace1263: He puts it back in.
Ace1263: It’s a souvenir.
Xendarc: it’s a re-poo?
Ace1263: Yes.
Ace1263: Thank you.
Ace1263: I could not have said it better.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK?…

Fallacia: Yellowstone is like, south Montana
Tolni: For sure!
Fallacia: I think
Fallacia: I don’t have a map handy
Tolni: What if the volcano explodes?
Xendarc: I want to build my house right ontop of it
Tolni: And kills all the Jews?
Xendarc: so if shit goes down
Xendarc: I can let you guys know right away
Tolni: Won’t we get in trouble?
Xendarc: :)
Tolni: Yes, your burning carcass will be both satisfying and educational!
Xendarc: exactly
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DICKBALL

Tolni: It was that Mayan (or was it Aztec) where
Tolni: a 2 pound ball
Tolni: was ran around the field…
Tolni: with their dicks.
Xendarc: are you f*cking serious?
Tolni: It was a very socially important event
Tolni: Search Wikipedia.
Xendarc: is it a penalty if the balls touch?
Xendarc: or is that just gay?
basherrr: only during the bonus round
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE

shan14den: Hello Fallacia if you are there.
Xendarc: I speak for Fallacia
Xendarc: he wishes you to leave this place
Xendarc: you are henceforth banished
Xendarc: goodbye
A0M1N: Yes, obviously that guy is in charge
shan14den: Allright then.
shan14den: Off to the next room!
Kitezer: Great work Xen
Kitezer: You’re hereby promoted to dispense the King’s Justice
Xendarc: I fight for great justice!

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