Xeriman's Comments

Game Comments
Play Pre-Civilization Bronze Age Pre-Civilization Bronze Age Dec. 20, 2014
All I know is that something went wrong. We got greedy, and it became our downfall. We managed to construct a wonder before it was too late. Little did we know it was the beginning of the end. Our tribe flourished. Our numbers exceeded millions. Enemy tribes would attack us, slaughter hundreds of thousands, but we knew our fallen ranks would be replenished by next year. Then, we saw it. We could construct a second wonder. The Gods themselves insisted, for the price was minus 1.9 billion. As we started the construction, we saw the materials descend from heaven. Our culture boomed. Our foodstocks were overflowing. All enemy resistance was reduced to 0 as our numbers reached two billion. Then it happened. We reached critical mass.
Play Pre-Civilization Bronze Age Pre-Civilization Bronze Age Dec. 20, 2014
When we crossed the threshold of 2.1 billion tribesmen, the world inverted as day became night, plenty became scarcity and the living became undead. I ran the census myself. Negative 2.1 billion inhabitants. This shouldn't be right. It couldn't! But there it was: the threat rating clearly read NaN. Our enemy had fled, permantly. Afraid of what we had become. I am the last one. By the end of the year, our glorious civilization will be turn to ashes, and we will have lost. Be sure to not repeat our mistakes. When greed lurks, look away. Stay true to the path. - Chief Xeriman of Tribe Penguin. TL;DR lol, integer overflow lost me the game.
Play Quantum Of Light Quantum Of Light Aug. 24, 2014
Important: in level 24, you can actually rotate the prism block. Did not realize for quite a while until I accidentally clicked on it.
Play AdVenture Capitalist AdVenture Capitalist Jul. 17, 2014
"AIs get harder to earn, not easier!" - could you shed some light on what you meant by that? It takes more and more money to earn the same amount of AIs? Even over resets?
Play Money Movers Money Movers Jun. 27, 2014
Right - spacebar throws. This was not clear to me. Would've been helpful in the instructions.
Play Money Movers Money Movers Jun. 27, 2014
How do you even throw things? It doesn't seem to work at all.
Play Pause Ahead Pause Ahead Jun. 03, 2014
I may have died hundreds of times, but these sunglasses were well worth the pain.
Play Pursuit of hat 2 Pursuit of hat 2 May. 29, 2014
Level 24 is a lot harder than it should be because the re-assemble button and the "let go of rope" button are the same damn button.
Play Disaster Will Strike 3 Disaster Will Strike 3 May. 25, 2014
That feeling when you discovered a new way to beat a level.
Play Disaster Will Strike 3 Disaster Will Strike 3 May. 24, 2014
For the developer (and people who dig highscores): there is something strange going on with the total score system. Instead of it being a sum of all your 'best' scores per level, it's only a sum of your most RECENT score on a level. If you have a total score of 992, but flub it and only score 900 or something (due to randomness of hail, slowness of infection), your total score will decrease by 92. Not sure if that was intended or not, but it's kinda odd.
Play Disaster Will Strike 3 Disaster Will Strike 3 May. 24, 2014
I have played this game too much...
Play Disaster Will Strike 3 Disaster Will Strike 3 May. 23, 2014
Aww yeah man. My highscore is pretty sick: 145224.
Play Disaster Will Strike 3 Disaster Will Strike 3 May. 23, 2014
The second mission of level 50... it's pretty luck-based it seems.
Play BioGems BioGems Apr. 23, 2014
Why is the AI so stupid? I've never seen it make a good move on purpose.
Play Demons Took My Daughter Demons Took My Daughter Mar. 28, 2014
Tip for the people struggling with survival: You can make a sort of "death area" in the middle. I placed one sticky block at the bottom of both the leftmost and rightmost column. Above that, only cannon blocks facing inward. In the middle, just place eye blocks and sticky blocks whenever you need. Pause whenever a block turns into cheese, and replace it asap. Otherwise, just collect all those souls so your sword attacks do the damage. Target the bosses with your sword, and the rest is easy.
Play Dibbles: For The Greater Good Dibbles: For The Greater Good Nov. 25, 2013
2001: A Dibbles Odyssey.
Play Red Remover Red Remover Nov. 17, 2013
I love beating levels under par. Especially level 28.
Play VVVVVV Demo VVVVVV Demo Oct. 09, 2013
I am so bad at this game I end up at secret places like Anomaly and Purest Unobtanium.
Play Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher Sep. 05, 2013
Alas, I was unable to convince the arbiter that everything was pointless, and that keeping me in the thinking realm would be equally pointless. This ending is fine too :)
Play Min Hero: Tower of Sages Min Hero: Tower of Sages Aug. 18, 2013
Why is hard mode so easy??? Seiryu full tank is unkillable. My only weakness is Seiryu getting shielded.