Dedicated to Izzy – The one person I genuinely feel sorry for. You’ll get your prom. It’ll be better than every other one, maybe you’ll stop having nightmares and replace them with dreams, as you did the first night after I told you about your tailor-made personal prom. You’ll always be one of my closest friends, and it’s always a joy to talk to you :3
X vs Dani score: 4-3 to X 25/1/12
X vs Aloaloaloaloaloloalalaloaloalal. 3-0 to X as of 12/3/12
X vs Lilly: 1-0 to X 1/7/11
X vs amu: 2-0 to X 13/11/11
X vs everyone else: 10-1 to X 3/8/12
X vs Scarab: 11-0 to X on 24/5/11 – X won.
Daniellebelle: What the fawk is going on?
Xlthuathopec: No fawking idea.
Daniellebelle: X! YOU GOT ME WET!
Xlthuathopec: Am I better than you?
Xlthuathopec: 1. wat 1873 up, 104 down The only proper response to something that makes absolutely no sense.1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same day. 2: wat
Xlthuathopec: i c wat u did thar
Neko_chan13: Threesome, foursome.
lillygirl217: Sex In Pms
lillygirl217: Now? :o
Neko_chan13: You rapsit.
euca_xvii: I wanna sleep with Ciori~
NightWind: Xlth, hold me.
Xlthuathopec: I will not.
NightWind: I don’t think I’m hearing you correctly.
Xlthuathopec: I refuse to hold you.
NightWind: You’re making a huge mistake.
Xlthuathopec: Your face is a huge mistake.
NightWind: The house always wins!!
Xlthuathopec: The house burned down.
strivingscarab: I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.
Xlthuathopec: I will travel
Xlthuathopec: Across the land
Xlthuathopec: Searching far and wide
Xlthuathopec: These Pokemon
Xlthuathopec: To understand
Xlthuathopec: The power that’s insiiiiiide
strivingscarab: Gotta catch ‘em all!
Xlthuathopec: IT’S YOU AND ME
Xlthuathopec: I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY
strivingscarab: Ohhhhh, you’re my best friend.
strivingscarab: In a world we must defend!
Xlthuathopec: IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND
Xlthuathopec: Only one way to find out
Xlthuathopec: Lesbian secks
strivingscarab: YES, X
Xlthuathopec: I mean
[10:02 PM] xlth: DON’T CHEETAH ON HIM
[10:02 PM] xlth: Lion him instead
[10:02 PM] xlth: Oh lord
[10:02 PM] xlth: That was brilliant
shadowgirl211: i just saw a dick
Laharl23: Give me the pictuuuure
Neko_chan13: AND I AINT A PLANT
Neko_chan13: I am a rapist
Xlthuathopec: Scarab does because they had sex
Xlthuathopec: And some seriously kinky foreplay
Xlthuathopec: With cream and a maid costume
rawwrImasquirrel: Sounds sufficiently naughty
aloealoealoe: y u so horny
Xlthuathopec: This lil’ guy has been pelvic thrusting all day
Xlthuathopec: I want his endurance ;a;
Kunosachiaka: I’ll teach you my wats then
Xlthuathopec: Lol wats
Kunosachiaka: My ways and my wats
rawwrImasquirrel: You get to take pics of purty people with out being called creepy
Xlthuathopec: I see
rawwrImasquirrel: Dream job?
Xlthuathopec: Are you volunteering? ;D
rawwrImasquirrel: I think so
Xlthuathopec: And why aren’t you with Charlotte yet
strivingscarab: Because she’s taken.
Xlthuathopec: Bitch please
Xlthuathopec: That’s never stopped you before
strivingscarab: THIS IS DIFFERENT, OKAY.
iBot: Cling Xlthuathopec, I’ve loved you all my life.
strivingscarab: I’m always.
Xlthuathopec: And talking about the femmy scabby on here
strivingscarab: **** it.
strivingscarab: It’s ridiuclpis.
strivingscarab: I give up.
Xlthuathopec: That wasn’t sarcasm, so much as an attempt at humour.
Kunosachiaka: That wasn’t sarcasm. Sarcasm is different from stupidity.
Xlthuathopec: A bad one, but an attempt nonetheless.
strivingscarab: That was a bad attempt at flirtatious humour.
rawwrImasquirrel: in da butt
Stargenx: Good day to all
Xlthuathopec: And good sex to night
Slyelf: Aww Xlth, you know whenever you talk to me like that you make me melt. (hello there)
rawwrImasquirrel: Sly, keep your hands off my man
rawwrImasquirrel: Hey Benj <3