Yawgmoth's profile

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ’This is going to take more than one night.
Charles M. Schulz

Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck
Feet sometimes on solid ground, sometimes at the edge
Rise Against ~ Survive

I will trade life for life with the insurgents. Our resources, unlike theirs, are limitless
Flavor text – Attrition

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi

Paul: John… I have to ask you something very important now.
John: I know what you gonna say. You don’t have to say it.
Paul: No. I do. I do have to say it. John… tell me what you want me to do. You want me to take you out from here? Just let you run away? See how far you can get?
John: Why would you do such a foolish thing?
Paul: On the day of my judgement, when I stand before God and he asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles… what am I going to say? That it was my job? My job…
John: You tell God the father it was a kindeness you done. I know you hurtin’ and worrin’. I can feel it on you. But you oughta quit on it now. I want it to be done and over with it. I do. I’m tired boss. I’m tired of bein’ on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I’m tired of me havin’ no buddy to be with, to tell me where we’s goint to, coming from or why. Mostly I’m tired of pople bein ugly to each other. I’m tired of feel and hear all over the world. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
Paul: Yes, John. I think I can.
The Green Mile

Silence costs extra. Breaking it costs extra still.
Flavor text – Scandalmonger

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Henry Ford

Sorry Sasuke. There won’t be a next time.
Itachi to Sasuke in Naruto
(Ignore the original translation. This one is way better.)

Someday, someone will best me. But it won’t be today, and it won’t be you.
Flavor text – Last word

The Joker: How about a magic trick?
The Dark Knight

Leonard: If Penny didn’t know that Leslie had already turned me down, then that would unambiguously mean that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, indicating that she, Penny, had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out; but because she did know that I had asked Leslie out, and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, could be offering me consolation – “That’s too bad, you would have made a cute couple…” – while thinking, “good, Leonard remains available.”
Sheldon: You’re a lucky man, Leonard.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: You’re talking to one of the three men in the Western Hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
Leonard: Well, what do you think?
Sheldon: I said I could follow it, I didn’t say I cared.
The Big Bang Theory

Well, at least all of that arm-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive.
Flavor text – Remand

Ned: Excuse me neighbour. I couldn’t help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers.
Homer: Can’t make a float without flowers.
Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Heheehehe… yeah.
The Simpsons