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Yellow_Mafia

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    Northern Indiana
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    Feb. 02, 2011

Hi person/creature/thing.
I live in Indiana and yes, I had another account, but I switched to this one for classified reasons.
Follow me on Twitter! :D

“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.”

“lol”:
1. A phrase used to imply that one is laughing out loud. Ex: OMG!! LOL!!!!

When someone say’s “lol” are they really laughing out loud, or did they just type that because they thought it was kinda funny and chuckled a little bit?

“rofl”:
1: A phrase used to imply that someone is rolling on the floor laughing. Ex: HAHA! ROFL!!

Well, obviously, your not rolling on the floor laughing, because if you were, you wouldn’t be able to type that. Unless of course, you were instant messaging on a cell phone, but it would sure take some skill to be able to type, roll on the floor, and laugh at the same time ._.

“lmao”:
Let’s not even get into this one…

Check out my random sheep!

Contact info
If you want to find me, I usually hang out in Ye Olde Pub (formally known as “Cookie’s Cafe”) or in Cafe Kong.
If I am not responding in the chat, try to PM me, but if I am AFK I will usually set my status to away.

Also, you can email me at seb.gupta@gmail.com

Facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000715811683

If you know me and are friends with me on Kongregate, feel free to friend me. Just leave me a message telling me who you are or I will reject.

Other
I have been trying to create a few neat games for Kongregate, but I’m such a n00b so it may take me a while.

(I have the shootorials just for quick reference)

Jokes!
There’s a sinner who dies and goes to hell. So Satan comes to him and tells him that he may pick his place in hell.
He has three places to choose from. He looks into the first room and sees a bunch of people standing on there heads on wooden boards.
“Well that doesn’t look comfortable at all, so let me see the next room,” the man says.
He looks in the second room and everyone is standing on their heads on bricks.
“Well, this looks even worse than the first one, so I may just have to go with the first,” he says. “But just in case, let me see the last room he says.”
When he gets to the last room, He sees a bunch of people standing knee-deep in manure drinking coffee.
“Well the manure looks unpleasant, but at least they’re standing on their feet, and at least they’re drinking coffee. So I’ll choose this room.”
So the man gets into the manure and grabs a cup of coffee.
Five minutes later one of Satan’s minions comes and says “Ok everyone, coffee breaks over, now get back on your heads for the next 2 days!”

Funny quotes
“100% of human lives end in death. Why then should anyone take life seriously?”

“Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils!”

“I used to think the brain was the most amazing organ in the body. Then I realized who was telling me that!”

“You have already earned the 50 point maximum for game ratings today. Come back tomorrow to rate more!”
lol.

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