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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, "Huge Success", It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture science, we do what we must because we can, For the good of all of us, Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake, And the science gets done, And you make a neat gun, For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now, Even though you broke my heart and killed me, And tore me to pieces, And threw every piece in to a fire. As it burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you, Now these points of data make a beautiful line, And we're out of Beta we're releasing on time, And I'm GLaD I got burned, Think of all the things we learned, For the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me, I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa, That was a joke, HAHA FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great, It's so delicious and moist. Look at me, still talking when there's science to do, When I look out there it makes me GLaD, I'm not you, I've experiments to run, There is research to be done, On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am STILL ALIVE I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE I feel fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE And when you're dieing I'll be STILL ALIVE And when you're dead I will be STILL ALIVE Still alive, Still alive.

Sex: Male
Location: Mars, until I can think of a funnier one.
Website: www.youfail.org

Member Since: Feb. 23, 2008
Last Login: Sep. 04, 2008
Current Points: 3547
Comments: 61

Latest Achievements

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: Blue Runner Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 5,000 points in Vector Runner; Acquired Sep. 03, 2008

: Fly Trap Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 25 flies during a single game in Arachnophilia; Acquired Aug. 29, 2008

: Making Connections Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 20 levels and complete a random level of size 3 in 1 minute or less in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 26, 2008

: First Contact Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any 10 levels in Hexiom Connect; Acquired Aug. 26, 2008

: The End Ender Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat "The End" during level 15 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 23, 2008

: Master of Bows Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade each type of arrow in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Epic Drill Sergeant Badge (medium - 15 points); An army is only as strong as the training of its troops! Fully upgrade every unit type in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: When Hobbits Attack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete battle 3 in Epic war; Acquired Aug. 22, 2008

: Tactless Assassin Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete each mission in Scope: First Blood; Acquired Aug. 21, 2008

: Exterminator Badge (hard - 30 points); Clear out a big nest in Amorphous+; Acquired Aug. 20, 2008

: Angel of Destruction Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 10,000 points in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 16, 2008

: Power Nectar Badge (easy - 5 points); Absorb 10 enemy powers in The Last Canopy; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Feral Training Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat an opponent at level 0 in "single battle" mode in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Quick as a Hawk Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat an enemy force in 4 turns or fewer in Brute Wars; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Leisurely Stroll Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 10,000 points in Jumpcat; Acquired Aug. 15, 2008

: Parachutes Are Overrated Badge (medium - 15 points); Rescue 150 heroes in Parachute Retrospect; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Stickicidal Maniac Badge (easy - 5 points); Be a complete jerk in Parachute Retrospect; Acquired Aug. 13, 2008

: Dot Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Obliterate 10 dots with a single explosion in Cirplosion; Acquired Aug. 12, 2008

: Snowball Warrior Badge (easy - 5 points); Score at least 5,000 points on the normal difficulty setting in intrusion; Acquired Aug. 12, 2008

: Business Executive Badge (medium - 15 points); Eat 50 dogs during a single game in Dog Eat Dog; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

: OMG! TANGERINES Badge (medium - 15 points); Dodge 100 tangerines in Tangerine Panic!; Acquired Aug. 11, 2008

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Ymbirtt's cards

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: Ubuntu, the Elder

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: Origami Crane

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Marquis Le Morte, the Ancient

: Ring of Curses

: Tafari, the Trapper

: Tiger's Claw

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Ymbirtt's fans

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: ratty

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Ymbirtt	Aug. 19, 2008 Heh, I guess so. I’m not really curious as to what the song’s actually called, though, because I can see it in the credits, I just want to know what language it’s in. Thanks all the same.
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Evilbottom	Aug. 19, 2008 Hey, i read your comment on colourpod 2. The song is a remix of a song by Imogen Heap called ‘headlock’. On colourpod 1, the song is a remix of Imogen Heap’s ‘Hide and Seek’. The creator sure has a thing for Imogen Heap remixs XD
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Ymbirtt	Aug. 10, 2008 Well, I should probably clear this up for anyone who’s wondering what this is all about. Basically, Jaybird claimed that AoW was stolen, I politely corrected him, since this version had API and was uploaded by someone with the same name and more games, and it seems that he can’t take rational argument. “Protect on Dr. douchebag! :) I win, go back to school kid.” How hard it is to believe that I’m 16 and he’s 22. Such a funny little victory he has declared.

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Ymbirtt's comments

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Game	Comments
The only game better than Fancy Pants	Aug. 22, 2008 Holy carp, this thing is just plain epic. I'll explain: the point of a game is that it's fun. Any game that isn't fun instantly fails, and any game that is fun instantly wins. This game makes me laugh, therefore it's fun. I don't know how long I could go on winning, but I suspect that it's quite a while. I don't get why I like it so if that's what you're looking for here then you can sod off, this just makes me laugh, so it's fun, so it gets a 5/5.
colourPod 2: dimensionPod	Aug. 19, 2008 Just when I thought it couldn't get any better without introducing theoretical physics... Very well done Dapbot, this is a spectacularly well made game. The entire thing is just so simple, but there are enough different powers and enemies which gives it such depth. It was also an incredible idea to split this into two dimensions, but I think it would be even better if maybe the coloured fragments could be split between the two, as well. Love the new abilities, though. I don’t get how one guy didn’t realise that “max lens” meant a really big lens, rather than a shield, but anyway… Not a fan of the front-end, though. The menu screen and font do not fit with the game, and I don't picture the colourpod as being some slug-thing with a peashooter, sorry Onnie, but that's my opinion.
colourPod 2: dimensionPod	Aug. 19, 2008 The music, though, fits perfectly, because it's not like anything I've ever heard before except in the other colourPod game, just like the game itself, being completely abstract. It also drives me mad trying to figure out whether it's English or Japanese or whatever, because half of it seems to be English and the other half not. So yeah, to sum it up, it's colourPod, just as we all knew it, but even better. I ignore the title screen, and it's only improved from the last iteration. I'm not letting the title screen drag this away from 5/5.