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This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here, “Huge Success”,
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture science, we do what we must because we can,
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake,
And the science gets done,
And you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.

I’m not even angry, I’m being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me,
And tore me to pieces,
And threw every piece in to a fire.
As it burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you,

Now these points of data make a beautiful line,
And we’re out of Beta we’re releasing on time,
And I’m GLaD I got burned,
Think of all the things we learned,
For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me,
I think I’d prefer to stay
inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa,
That was a joke, HAHA FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great,
It’s so delicious and moist.

Look at me, still talking when there’s science to do,
When I look out there it makes me GLaD, I’m not you,
I’ve experiments to run,
There is research to be done,
On the people who are still alive.

And believe me I am
STILL ALIVE

I’m doing science and I’m
STILL ALIVE

I feel fantastic and I’m
STILL ALIVE

And when you’re dieing I’ll be
STILL ALIVE

And when you’re dead I will be
STILL ALIVE

Still alive,

Still alive.

  • Member Since: Feb. 23, 2008
  • Last Login: Feb. 11, 2012
  • Current Points: 12967
  • Comments: 73
  • Forum posts: 28
  • Location: Mars, until I can think of a funnier one.
  • Website: www.youfail.org
  • Sex: Male
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Ymbirtt

Jan 9, 2009 10:12am

Ah, hello, hello. How are you?

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Ymbirtt

Aug 19, 2008 3:02pm

Heh, I guess so. I’m not really curious as to what the song’s actually called, though, because I can see it in the credits, I just want to know what language it’s in.

Thanks all the same.

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Evilbottom

Aug 19, 2008 11:42am

Hey, i read your comment on colourpod 2. The song is a remix of a song by Imogen Heap called ‘headlock’. On colourpod 1, the song is a remix of Imogen Heap’s ‘Hide and Seek’. The creator sure has a thing for Imogen Heap remixs XD

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Ymbirtt

Apr 1, 2008 8:21am

Whoop! I got shouts!

Yeah, that was one of my favourite things about it, and also one of my least favourite, since I had an insane amount of really tiny programs on my hard drive at the time, where each one needed capturing.

And good to see I’m not the only one who’s played it, Radams, although I hated the races because I always crashed…

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Ijust

Mar 29, 2008 4:59pm

that inner space thing looks pretty cool, especially how it generates a world from your hard drive… Also, I do NOT fail. What do you say to that!?

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