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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, "Huge Success", It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture science, we do what we must because we can, For the good of all of us, Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake, And the science gets done, And you make a neat gun, For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now, Even though you broke my heart and killed me, And tore me to pieces, And threw every piece in to a fire. As it burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you, Now these points of data make a beautiful line, And we're out of Beta we're releasing on time, And I'm GLaD I got burned, Think of all the things we learned, For the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me, I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa, That was a joke, HAHA FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great, It's so delicious and moist. Look at me, still talking when there's science to do, When I look out there it makes me GLaD, I'm not you, I've experiments to run, There is research to be done, On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am STILL ALIVE I'm doing science and I'm STILL ALIVE I feel fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE And when you're dieing I'll be STILL ALIVE And when you're dead I will be STILL ALIVE Still alive, Still alive.

  • Member Since: Feb. 23, 2008
  • Last Login: Nov. 22, 2009
  • Current Points: 7368
  • Comments: 68
  • Location: Mars, until I can think of a funnier one.
  • Website: www.youfail.org
  • Sex: Male
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The Black Gate Badge (easy - 5 points)
Reach the gates of Orzammar on any difficulty setting in Dragon Age: Journeys
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Ymbirtt's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

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Ymbirtt
Jan. 09, 2009

Ah, hello, hello. How are you?
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Blazinh22
Dec. 24, 2008

Hello Ymbirtt, it’s Jason.
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Ymbirtt
Aug. 19, 2008

Heh, I guess so. I’m not really curious as to what the song’s actually called, though, because I can see it in the credits, I just want to know what language it’s in.

Thanks all the same.

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Game Comments
Play SeppuKuties
SeppuKuties
 Dec. 10, 2008
First impression: Lol, here's some retard making some pink fuzzy game and doesn't know what Seppuku is. Final impressions: Wow. You've made something that's actually really innovative and bloody hilarious. It's a brilliant idea, the whole concept of sending cute fuzzy animals to their deaths, and getting as much done in one life as possible is a lucrative one indeed, and makes for some very interesting puzzles. Of course you can do them all losing 5 lives in each one, but that's no fun when you can do a seemingly impossible puzzle with 0 deaths. Very rewarding little game. 4/5.
Play Doom 1
Doom 1
 Nov. 30, 2008
You, sir, are a god. I've played this before and, lacking the compatibility, thought it lost forever, but now... Next one to redo- Blake Stone. Awesome game right up until the point where they give you the full-auto grenade launcher.
Play Feudalism II
Feudalism II
 Nov. 22, 2008
Oh, bugger, it's back again... First time I played Feudalism I, I looked at it, flicked though the manual, started playing, then decided I'd be wasting my time if I played it. It looked overworked and sloppily put together, but I went back to it and played it through to the end. My opinion was "MEH". Distinctly adequate. Worth doing again, if only to fix all those horrible flaws in it. First off, the game's difficulty curve is backwards. It ought to start off pretty easy, and then ramp up the pressure as the player gets good (see Portal). Here, the game starts off stupidly difficult as you find that most battles are only closely won, and then you take over a couple of cities, and get access to everyone's favourite OP unit, the Great Hero. Yes, they're back. No, they're not balanced. They're all you need, even as a faction that practically shuns horses altogether. Just head over to Ra-Gorod as soon as you've got the manpower and then the world falls at your feet.
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