Yoy411's profile

Member Since: Jan. 24, 2008
Last Login: Feb. 02, 2012
Current Points: 11063
Comments: 397
Forum posts: 16
Location: 20161 Memory lane
Website: xdeathscytherx.chatango.com

About me

The yoy is a rare form of sexalicous-comedy thought to be extinct. He is a lone wolf struggling to fit in with the “in-crowd”. The yoy’s fur is jet black and has eyes to match that color. Even though the yoy enjoys silence, he can’t stand it for too long so he seeks refuge with loud teenage hooligans.

The yoy is the only one of his kind and when we asked it how it’s survived all these years it’s response was: “I’m too fast for most ladies.” Which utterly confused us as documentators. The yoy loves having the upperhand and often brags about having plenty of “experience” which he in fact has none of. The yoy’s adaptibility to any situation has shocked professional because out of a weird combination of skill and luck it hasn’t been killed yet.

The yoy feeds on muffins whenever he gets the chance, specifically butter rum. His father was part morning bird so he often goes out on his hunts in the morning. The yoy is most interested in ladies and is often drawn to skirts, manga and video games with unrealistically proportioned women
The yoy is always there for its friends, often in the form of tech support. Being a lvl 79 computer user.

Lastly, what is to be remembered of the Yoy is that this specimen is perverted, mannered, idiotic and friendly. Its only ambition is to bring a smile to every females face and to make others laugh. This hunk of man sex will drive you crazy and half of the time make no sense whatsoever. Our best piece of advice is: “If you spot one… Have a muffin ready. Your gonna need it.”

Quotes:

Yoy411: How would you rate me as a stalker? From 1-10? 10 being the best

CutieTutti: Um.. I’m not really a stalker rating type … O.O