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Bobguy13: They were built with armies of wookie slaves
Bobguy13: And that’s how Egypt and Star Wars are related
fabulousXtaC: Did you just compare jews to wookies?

[17:58] strawberry: i want to poop into your butthole and you poop back into my butthole, and we keep doing

YukkuriRemi: oh my ****ing gog asdf
YukkuriRemi: it feels like someone set off a bottle rocket pointed into my ear
YukkuriRemi: I plugged my headphones in while my music was playing, and before I could change the volume so as to un-**** the headphone audio, smooth jazz blows out my right eardrum
HappyAlcoholic: Shit.
YukkuriRemi: still ringing a little bit.
skyboy: first time smooth jazz has ever been compared to a bottle rocket

superfastjelly: Yep, I’m Jewish. Now watch out or I’ll steal your money and put the Sheeny Curse on you.
Mafefan: we’ll beat you with a club before hand to arouse you
superfastjelly: I’ll have my Jewish friends make the economy worse if you do,.
Mafefan: jewish people don’t have friends because my christian god hates you for believing in something COMPLETELY WRONG OMG
superfastjelly: Watch out, or Moses might double your mortgage payments

iCarpeDiem: 95% of the world is fat because of video games.

“Assassin Barbarian Spiderman ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward”-Vegard winning a board game