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Upgrade Complete 3

Play Upgrade Complete 3

Apr. 18, 2016

Rating: 1

Weird as hell and feels more like a spinoff than UC3. Plus we're still saying "keyboard only or gtfo." Tablet users say "get bent."

There is no game

Play There is no game

Apr. 04, 2016

Rating: 3

I can't go to hell, we have no L's.

Time World

Play Time World

Apr. 02, 2016

Rating: -1

ZA WARUDO

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Mar. 20, 2016

Rating: -8

A tail can't survive without a head. The Sandworm, therefore, is a broken boss. Don't even try to defend yourself on this, you'll just end up on Cringe Channel.

Crush Crush

Play Crush Crush

Mar. 10, 2016

Rating: -10

"the final game will have lots more girls and achievements, which will allow players to accumulate higher prestige and free diamond totals (which allow you to fight better against the exponential curve)" I'm glad to hear the devs truly give a damn about this! What I'm not glad, however, is the fact we gave this more than 1 star. Players, let's fix this mistake. Maybe the devs will then fix their mistakes of making games! :D

Developer response from OjiPanda

Dude, if a 1 star review is what's in your heart, please do it. The game is still in beta though, so I can't guarantee when exactly you'll have all the content you'll need to experience the full game. We're working on it though.

Deadly Neighbors 2

Play Deadly Neighbors 2

Mar. 09, 2016

Rating: -7

If I'm repicking my classes, I should be allowed to change my skills for free, or I should be charged to repick in the first place. Wait, a Nerdook game. Of course this fat dipshit can't make good games.

Dungeons of Kong

Play Dungeons of Kong

Mar. 09, 2016

Rating: -4

Just think, in an alternative world, 9/11 would've been prevented, Hitler would've been executed, and Nerdook would be dying in a gutter.

Learn to Fly 3

Play Learn to Fly 3

Feb. 22, 2016

Rating: 0

IT'S LIT

Learn to Fly 3

Play Learn to Fly 3

Feb. 22, 2016

Rating: 0

OH MY GOD IS IT REAL, I HAVE LIKE 10 KB/s SO I CAN'T TELL IF I'M GONNA GET DOLAN'D AGAIN.

Crush Crush

Play Crush Crush

Feb. 15, 2016

Rating: 1

I suddenly have a lot of respect for teens in the 2000's, with how long it takes to build up angst.

Crush Crush

Play Crush Crush

Feb. 14, 2016

Rating: 0

Why do all these girls have serious butt lust?

Mu Complex : Episode One

Play Mu Complex : Episode One

Apr. 07, 2015

Rating: 2

I completed all levels, but it's not showing the video. Fix when?

Developer response from Antekoany

You can reload the page and press C to reload level 10 and completed again for see the video. There was a connection problem probably. Otherwise see the video on an walkthrough on youtube =) Sorry for that

Hippolyta

Play Hippolyta

Apr. 19, 2014

Rating: -1

This is a horrible game. I mean, nearly invisible branches in a game that encourages you to look down? Dear devs, you are all red-faced clowns. Love, Zee-Ex

Flappy Bird Flash

Play Flappy Bird Flash

Feb. 14, 2014

Rating: 1

I still can't believe a free game is more fun than Metal Gear Rising.

Knightmare Tower

Play Knightmare Tower

Feb. 03, 2014

Rating: 5

Yes, spikes kill you when you cut them. That's how real life works.

Feed the King

Play Feed the King

Jul. 29, 2012

Rating: 2

If Derpy Hooves played this game, she would have an internal conflict as to how she feels about muffins.

Reactance 2

Play Reactance 2

Jul. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

That agonizing feeling when you realize that Poison or whatever mod you just bought doesn't apply to all ships.

Relive Your Life

Play Relive Your Life

Jul. 01, 2012

Rating: -1

True ending? No, it froze and I couldn't finish the sentence.

Achievement Unlocked 3

Play Achievement Unlocked 3

Jun. 21, 2012

Rating: -4

Badges aren't unlocking. WTF Jmtb?

Endless Migration 2 DEMO

Play Endless Migration 2 DEMO

Jun. 20, 2012

Rating: -7

Kickstarter!? KICKSTARTER!? Goddamnit Raccoon! Don't be like Douche Fine! They never deserved that 3.3 million, and doing a Kickstarter means you're going down that path, too! Don't sell out!