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AND! It is the second coming of Zak's profile :) I thought the old one was long and boring so i decided to make this one even LONGER and even MORE boring! How is this possible you ask? No one, not even you oh great Zak7062, with the eye of Zak7062 as your icon, could possibly conceive such a monstrosity that could be worse then the last! >.> *smacks you* Shut up. For I have decided to make... *dramatic pause* a FAQ!!! DUN DUN.... DUUUUUNNNNN!!!! Okay lets start this hell hole. ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ FAQ!!!! (I uh... think I already said that...) ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Why the 7062? A: Thats for personal reasons, but Ive used it since I was... 9? ish when I played toon town (dont judge me) ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Is your name really spelled Zak? A: Zakery* actually. I think Im like 1 of < 100 people in the world with it spelled like that. I have a trophy with my named spelled wrong on it D: ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: If you had 3 wishes what would they be? A: My mind to be at ease, to be with the girl of my dreams, to change my past ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Your game sucks balls, and so do you -.- A: #1 yeah it does so dont play it #2 dont knock it till you try it D: ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Will you marry me? A: Probably not, ask me later ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Are you gay? A: The word gay usually means only liking men. No, I dont like *only* men, I want children one day, and once you see perfection, you cant turn away. So "gay" is not the right word. I will be flirty tho ;) Often o.o ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Why do you suck so bad? A: Im out of practice:( ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: STOP ROLEPLAYING IN THE ROOM DAM IT!!! *trolls violently* A: *eats porkchops and burns candles* ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Where do you live? A: Can I move in with you? V_V ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: What is it with you and fire? A: I often get stressed out, sometimes to the point of panic attacks. Fire soothes me, especially when Im burning candles. Candles = teh awesomness ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Dude? Dude???? *spams zak over and over in the chat* A: Im probably AFK or RPing in another room. Or I dont feel well enough to talk to you. Or Im dealing with one of the dozens of suicidal people that talk to me a week. It doesnt mean I dont still ♥ you :) ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q:What is the meaning of life? A: Chocolate, and the perfect woman. The difference, my friends, is one can be bought and the other cant. ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: Why do you have a gun? A: Fear >:| UPDATE: Sold that gun actually :\ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Q: If you could have anything, right now, what would it be? A: Porkchops ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Well now that thats out of the way (whisper me any more questions so I can make this even longer MWAHAHAHA) I can get down to things. I do have morals. Some users make them go away very fast lol. I dont like people that never shut up about there looks *glances at Mars* Its hard to annoy me, and rare to see me act on my annoyances. Once you are 13 or so, I dont think your parents have the right to physically punish you, although mine do. I am very lonely so strike up a conversation with me :) lol. ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ |W|A|L|L|S| These| are my walls| they keep me safe| and away from pain| but if you can get close to me| you will see a new person| under my defensive walls| and once my walls are down| Ill let you in| with open arms| and an open heart| forgetting that when you open your ♥| you only make it easier to strike.| If I let down my walls to you| Please dont betray me| because once the W|A|L|L|S| are down| and my trust betrayed| they go back up| never again to be lowered| -Zak7062 ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Dont say the sky's the limit, there are foot prints on the moon ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ MORE CRAP TO KNOW ABOUT ZAK: Related to Zachary Taylor. Loves to RP. Loves making friends. Is happiest when he is RPing with his friends over PM. Is saddest when he's backed into a corner in a conversation. Has been raped, stabbed, nearly drowned around 10 times, run over, nearly dragged under a trailer, pushed off a building. Hates people that try to 1 up each other. Loves light seekers, but not optimists. . The River is his home, but he wants a back up room. He'd love if you left him a suggestion. ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ My Kongregate family. Mess with any of them, you mess with me. And I will find you. samanthaccp: Crazy awesome Big Sister kitten365: My amazing little sister ^_^ ChezaHaruhi: My best friend Knightmare_Z: Big Brother dannysheperd: Crazy little cousin xtweetx: Crazy Aunt MizuNoKuni: The neighborhood pet ScionofAtlantis: Little brother ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ |^| My door is open come on in. |___|^|___| (crappiest house ever) Here is your shelter, come to it. You say they hurt you, something no one should ever do. Come to your shelter, to your sanctuary. Let me protect you from harm, let no one ever hurt you again. The door is open. Come on in. ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ WOOT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND HATE ME :D grass1222: i admit my everlastin love 4 zak7062 samanthaccp: I love you :D lollus: and btw zak, I LOVE YOU!!! CryoSabre: I WUB YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ChezaHaruhi: I love you zakky ^_^ tmoneylove21: zak i do love you cleo__94: i love you zak Zyjil: Love ya Zak ;) Lucky__Miles: I Love You Zak7062! caboosereturns: Can I just say I love you? kitten368: I love ya bro pwnageASSASSIN: Zak, I am deeply in love with you. *attempts to make it onto profile. ;)* Drummermean: I lovezzzz yhoooooooooooo [== cancancoo: I ❤ you, Zak! Sejibaqui: Zak, I wuv yee MarsIsHere: Zak. You're the most ****ed up ugly RPing pedophile in the near world, you eat meat excessively, you're lack of empathy angers me and you're selfish, you're over confident and prideful, slightly racist, greedy and rude. But... MarsIsHere: I love you. Colorado_Brat: I *hate* you ... well okay colorado is the only hater but, well you know... ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ EVEN MORE CRAP TO KNOW ABOUT ZAK: If you add me, Ill add you back. If I add you and you dont add me back with in... 2 days? Ill unadd you. I eat meat... often... probably way more then I should.. if you start defending animals, Im going to leave the conversation and go eat some porkchops. I do love animals, a lot. But I also love meat. If I didnt eat meat I would starve very quickly lol. I am very protective of my family. Dont threaten me with death, Im waiting for it but promised someone close to my heart I wont carry out the deed myself. Im considering joining the Airforce but Im not sure yet. When I finish Highschool, Im gonna round up my friends and go road trippin >:D lol ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ QUOTES!!!! WOOT! Zak7062: And the Lord said LET THERE BE LIGHT! and Zak said o.o okay okay you dont have to shout!!! samanthaccp: o.o caboosereturns: And Cab Said CLAMMIT! You BOTH SHOULD BE WORKING! Zak7062: hahahaha caboosereturns: Then Zak slapped him and told him to stop pretending he was the boss.===========CryoSabre: The one you'll see when you hover over my name you little fruit cup :] Zak7062: little? D: CryoSabre: Okay CryoSabre: Massive fruit cup ============= Frogmanex: My froggy senses are tingling========ApprenticeChief: *shows zig my happenis*========pwnageASSASSIN: HAVE YOU HAD SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT ZAK?========= McIntosh: honestly ill love anyone long time!!=======ScionofAtlantis: TAKE 'EM OFF!!!!=======drpepper96: *dances in a coconut bikini*=======McIntosh: *grabs zak's shoulder and shakes* leet the loord iiinnto your life, my son====McIntosh: If you try to plant a foot on either side of the fence, you will wind up with a post in your ass.=====pwnageASSASSIN: QUESTION MARK ORGASM=== Frogmanex: NO GU(backwards R)LZ ALLOW'D!!!===== ======McIntosh: did you know: black tacos are really pink?==== ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ The many names of Zak7062: ZAK!, Zaaaaaaaaaaaak, Baby, Dad, Brother, Mama (Ikr? o.o), Zakery!, Zak seven thousand sixty two!, ZAKZAKZAKZAKZAKZAKZAK!, massive fruitcup, My liege!, My king!, Zakkumz!, jacka$$, Mrs. Cullen, whore monkey, zig, zigzak, srtog (dont ask me), neeeeeerrrrd, and of course my favorite: **** YOU ZAK7062!!!!!!!! ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ "The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"." ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ So... I think thats it >.> <.< Uh... *makes a phone call* I dont think its long enough... what do you mean start singing Jingle Bombs? o.o uh.. Dashing through the sand. With a bomb strapped to my back... I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A *phone rings* Hello? ... I dont suck! I sing it better then he did! Leave my mom out of this..... really? ... How was she? ... Ew.... o.o uh.. are you still here? Id... like if we pretend you never heard that... sound good? So uh... yeah... you can go now o.o seriously... theres nothing else... leave... please... now... ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ Zak7062's Policies!!! :D(dun...DUN........ DUUUUUUN!): Spammer Policy: All spammers will be warned to stop. If they refuse to stop, then all spammers, no matter what they are spamming or who they are, will be violently raped. Asshole Policy: All asshole will be dealt with swiftly by one of Zak's minions. I guarantee you one of them is a bigger asshole. Minion Policy: If you are you one of Zak's many minions (hehe) then you will receive: Free Dental :D Free Candy :3 Nom nom nom. All you can eat buffets at the river!!! :D :D :D Vegetarian Policy: I really dont care if you are one, dont try passing all the bullsh!t that in some illegal, key word there, processing plants, the animals are abused. I feel sorry for them, but its their fault for being soooo tasty *drools*

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