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About me

You know you live in 2012 when…
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or Facebook.
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about telling it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy nodding and smiling to notice that there wasn’t a number 5.
10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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zombielander: im a sataist
zombielander: *satanist
grimmreaper23: i hate saying this but you will go to hell unless your a christian no offense. to non-christians,christianity sound as different as becoming buhdist,no offense to any here
zombielander: i take none. its too late for me anyway. i tried to convert back to christianity, but Satan has to strong a hold on me
grimmreaper23: its never too late
ZarZ: :D

zombielander: and ive tried goin to the christian church by my house, but it hurts goin in

ZarZ: How old is this room?
RebelScum: Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.
RebelScum: Give or take a rat’s ass.
fgfgfg: about 1.5 years or so
RebelScum: About a year and a half.
RebelScum: :D

Unknown_Assassin: LOL my pancakes turned out so crumbly lmao
Unknown_Assassin: still good
Unknown_Assassin: anyone want a bit?
ZarZ: HELL YEAH!
Unknown_Assassin: XD
ZarZ: What time is it at you?
Unknown_Assassin: gives somewhat crumbly blueberry pancake
Unknown_Assassin: o.o wow it actually tastes good
Unknown_Assassin: its EPIC MEAL TIME time
ZarZ: Nice one :D

  • Member Since: Jul. 07, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 30, 2012
  • Current Points: 15496
  • Comments: 98
  • Forum posts: 5
  • Location: Gladsaxe, Denmark
  • Website: kongregate.com
  • Sex: Male
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XEN0N

Dec 17, 2011 5:12pm

I think so? I am i hvert fald speaking danish, hehe :)

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ZarZ Dec 18, 2011 12:21am

Jeg er også fra Danmark! :D

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Iaddduckz

Nov 29, 2011 4:54pm

I like this XD 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or Facebook.

4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your b…

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hii123

Jan 2, 2011 8:55am

jartuodily44@yahoo.co.uk

how are you today .my name is Miss jartu africa i saw your profile today

and become very interested .so please it is urgent that you have to contact me immediately through above email id (jartuodily44@yahoo.co.uk) so that i will tell you my mind and give you my picture.thanks so much for your understanding .i will be waiti…

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Stalcloud Jan 22, 2011 9:47am

“so that i will tell you my mind” lolwut? Creepy indeed.

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jep101010 Oct 7, 2011 9:38pm

seems legit

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jep101010

Oct 3, 2011 6:55pm

we’re the same level! also, hey! also, i love that thing on ur profile, but you should prob change it to say 2011 now. :P

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